INSIDE THIS THREAD: We are cockney ne'er-do-wells

[FalseTodd]

...leaving flaming dog poo on the doorways of those rich twits going fox-hunting...

"Oy! A nice soddin' sack of pony and trap as a wee shocker for Lord Pantywaist Thistlefuck...Oh my lawd! Bi' ov a kick in da bottle an' glass fer aaahr dear beloved michael birk. Lumme! "

 

[xfer]

'just rememnber, i got me a touch o' the ace of spades after gettin' friar tucked in me Khyber Pass.'

 

[FalseTodd]

(xFer what is your obsession with anal sex these days?)

 

[xfer]

(what are you talking about? i was talking about playing cards with a priest in Afghanistan)

 

[FalseTodd]

(My mistake, clearly.)

 

[FuSoYa]

"Aye, da cock o' daloo on this march ought right be the bat outta hell shenanigans an' Thistlefuck's enchanted ol' xfer here polishin' off his ba tocks!"

 

[xfer]

(sam, you're entirely outpacing my capacity on this thread)

 

[xfer]

(toby, too)

 

[lizard]

http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/rabbit_1.asp
cockney rhyming translator!!!!

 

[FalseTodd]

"'e called the eartha kitt, Efan Ekuku!"

 

[FrostGiant]

"Blimey! Drill chucking Blackpool Rock sucker. Nuff said, yeah?"

 

[City]

Lawd above! dis is possibly da greatest thin' ever. , innit.

 

[avi]

crikey!

 

[chupe666]

(i saw a Mr. Bean cartoon on PBS the other night. no talking except for Bean's semi-incoherent mumblings. kind of funny, but missing something.)