Interesting eBay siting - Audial recording of Hell

chris-o-fer said:
I'm going to bottle and sell a fart.

Depending on the Methane content of the encapsulated fart, you will prolly have to have a Flammable Warning sticker and pay a hefty shipping charge.
 
You would think with all the advances in technology that Hell would at least have
one CD recorder. Well, it is Hell after all ....
 
If it is the netherworld then it is not from this world hence we shouldn't be able to see the tape much less hear it.