Interesting guitar

[Golden_Goose]

 

[metalheadRon]

mighty, HUGE. LOL!

 

[Redman]

Funny idea to make a guitar look like a musket! But I have to say that it's not a guitar I would like to play, there's something strange on it..

 

[valanx]

haha, that might encourage princess of the night to 'take up' the guitar lol

 

[princess_of_the_night2112]

haha, that might encourage the princess of the night to take the guitar right up her ass lol

I beg your pardon Emperor Valanx, what kind of perverted skanky hoooeeer do you take me for lol. I can assure you that my arse is still as tight today as it was the day I was born, since I'm not in the habit of shoving anything up there, let alone big guitars like that. And I still haven't quite got over the shock of seeing your arsehole cos it reminded me so much of the entrance to the Clyde Tunnel - friggin massive. That lovely guitar would get lost up your anal canal that's for sure Valanx

AM I EVIL, YES I AM!!

 

[valanx]

When the hell did your post count jump to 1.752 ??? they cant be all from in the Saxon forum (where else do you lurk on UM then??)

yeah thats me totally ignoring your last post, was pretty evil yeah!

 

[hotchickrockchick]

why dont emperor and granny snuff get a room!!!!

 

[princess_of_the_night2112]

And why don't you just shut your hole!

 

[RicknRoll]

 

[hotchickrockchick]

make me, granny snuff u fuckin hangin old shit

 

[princess_of_the_night2112]

Wow that was hilarious Hotchickrockchick, your lovely little comment there had me in hysterics this morning.

On and by the way have you ever seen Saxon or have you just came onto the Saxon board to make a complete and total cunt of yourself!!!.

Hotchickrockchick, your name's a bit of joke isn't it cos hot you definitely aint, I've seen hotter looking maggot ridden corpses than you, you are one fuckin ugly stinking hound and you couldn't even rock your way out of a paperbag. And see when you eventally do manage to rock your way out of the paperbag, why don't you stick that huge dildo that you keep under your pillow right up your fuckin hole and then stick it right up your honkin arse, cos you obviously aint getting it these days since you seem to have nothing better to do with your time than to come on here and act like a complete tit.

Oh look at the time, it's nearly 9am, run along now hotchickrockchick, we don't want you to be late for school now. Bye bye

 

[valanx]

why dont emperor and granny snuff get a room!!!!

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[hotchickrockchick]

well well granny snuff, u wanna come down to liverpool an say that shit an ill send u home in a fuckin body bag. get in the ring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[valanx]

I would be happy to provide the body bag as long as i can watch the action!!

Granny Snuff lol (love that scene in man bites dog!!!)

 

[princess_of_the_night2112]

well well granny snuff, u wanna come down to liverpool an say that shit an ill send u home in a fuckin body bag. get in the ring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GET THE FUCK OFF OF THIS BOARD OR I REALLY WILL COME DOWN TO LIVERPOOL, SLIT YOUR THROAT, CUT YOU INTO TINY LITTLE PIECES AND FEED YOUR BODY PARTS TO THE PIGS YOU FUCKIN MENTAL CASE.

 

[Forever Crimson]

Jesus Christ, this thread is hilarious.

 

[spaster]

Since Saxon wont come to America,maybe you two angels could swing by and give us a rockin show.

 

[RicknRoll]

And now for are main event in this corner from Glasgow Princess "The Pummeler" and in this corner from Liverpool The Hot rock chick "The hit women"

 

[hotchickrockchick]

Awwwww cant we just be friends, without the bloodshed.

 

[Golden_Goose]

Looks to me like Princess is the "Real Deal" here

I'll try to stay on her good side just in case we should meet @ Newcastle or Sheffield