Introducing the emo stamp
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Had to be done.
is that really warrel in his new avatar?
if so hitler is amused, max should bring back the great signature
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there you go.
i really don't care if nevermore cuts their hair, start drinking expensive martinis and start slapping hoes after shows and have mass bus orgies, as long as the metal there. As of yesterday Steve still had long hair though
It's the domino effect, dude. Now Jim's gonna cut his hair because they've been together since sanctuary. Then, Van's gonna go "WHUAAGH" and flip out, because that's what nigra ninjas do, and shave all of his hair, including that on his body, entirely off to beat them. Then Jeff will go "fhuck it" and cut his hair because he doesn't want to be the odd man out. We'll be left with Steve, because Steve wants to be the odd man out anyway.
Then, they'll get a visit from Bob Rock. Bob will make them write a fucking killer album, possibly their best, and everyone will go "hmm... ok... I guess it doesn't matter if they had short hair." But on their next album, they'll have 2 songs featuring snoop dog and 50 cent, and Warrel will hire a new member into the group; a small time rapper by the name of Angus Daughtery. From there, Nevermore will cascade downwards into oblivion and, by their fourth album, will be america's favorite rap/nu-metal band.
edit: Bob Rock turns good metal bands into shit. this somehow made him sound good.
edit: Bob Rock turns good metal bands into shit. this somehow made him sound good.
Had to be done.
dude ... thats kinda fake ... WD is kinda bald in front so it cannot be real .. check the final product video
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