Iranian President Sez...

Vin Diesel once impregnated Aella, the Queen of the Amazons. She had twins, who were seperated at birth and kept secret. One grew up in the Gobi desert and was raised by nomads. The other grew up to be Mr. Clean. To this day they do not know about each other.
 
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i wish i had a fatwa against me so i could get a hot 4th wife.