Would your appreciation of Cannibal Corpse increase if they had a female mascot with a missing eyeball and a mutilated vagina? Yeah...that's what I thought.i can safely say that a metal band having a mascot in no way increases my appreciation of the band
I can't tell if this thrashmetaltimes site is actually that alarmingly terrible, or if you just post links to the worst parts of it, but either way you should probably stop creating new threads just to promote your stupid site.
Someone young enough to have a tagline like "anoint my phallus" may be new to web forums. Here's a hint to how they work: if you don't like posts by certain members, just don't read them.
@Krow - linking articles that fellow metalheads might find cool isn't advertising...it's trying to start a discussion. And the article isn't about the best cover. It's clearly about which Eddie could kick the other Eddie's asses. In this context I can see the validity of the grim reaper Eddie from DoD - although I'd personally go with NoTB. So thanks for the lecture and coming to Phallus' aid, but you missed the point of the article.
How is an inanimate sphinx supposed to kick somebody's ass?