is this strange?

[mattt]

i find my self attracted to Sharon Osbourne......is that weird?!?

 

[Spiff]

Um...

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Yes.

 

[Mariner]

well, maybe you live on a unhabited island where you can only fuck animals, maybe then it isn't that weird

 

[Goreripper]

Well, Ozzy found himself attracted to her too. But he'd also just spent ten years drug fucked out of his mind.

 

[Smashed]

I think I'd rather shag Jack

 

[spawn]

She looks pretty damn good for her age, isnt she like 50 or something?

Though sponging off Ozzies money and not having to work probably contributed to that. But then again, he would be dead if she hadnt, so...

 

[Southy]

yes it is very weird, maybe its a money/power isuue mate

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Originally posted by Smashed
I think I'd rather shag Jack

*Backs away slowly..*

 

[Spiff]

Troops, you'd bend over for Vinnie Vincent in a heartbeat, so I don't think you can criticise Smashed too much.

 

[Cyclonus]

Yeah she looks good for her age and all... but I wouldn't hit it...

Ozzy's daughter Aimee maybe...

 

[Mark]

Originally posted by spawn
She looks pretty damn good for her age, isnt she like 50 or something?

Though sponging off Ozzies money and not having to work probably contributed to that. But then again, he would be dead if she hadnt, so...

I think that's unfair (although not entirely incorrect). Ozzy was flat broke when they met - she's worked hard to build his career (and fortune), cos I'm sure she knew that eventually he'd be so drug-fucked he'd need money to carry him through his declining years (which, some may argue, kicked in around 1988 or so).

edited cos I missed out one word which made me state the opposite of what I wanted

 

[spawn]

But Ozzy was always a magnet for controversy, so it cant have been too hard to sell the albums, particularly when they were so good to begin with! So I stand by my statement. Never done a days hard work in her life

If she would like to complain, she can have my job and ill manage Ozzies career, I think that would be fun

 

[Mark]

 

[spawn]

Ill put everyone here on Ozzfest, no matter what you play

 

[Southy]

that's scary really spawny

 

[spawn]

You only have yourself to blame if thats the case.