It’s Official: Yngwie Taps Ripper Owens as New Singer

Well why else would we make jokes about his pounding down Christmas hams in competition with Marcolin?

(Also, he gets mad if you don't pronounce it ING-VAY, but I'm sure you know that with how you spelled it :D)
 
I called him Yingwee to his face. I worked for a production company while living in Florida fifteen years ago and we set up back line and PA for all kinds of bands. He was probably the biggest weeping cock sore I have ever had the displeasure of meeting. Mother fucker turned about fifteen shades of purple before storming off. Was Doogie who sang for him on teh G3 tour? Man that was great watching Vai just pwn his ass at the end of the night.
 
What is that? A major step up for Yngwie or Ripper's next step into insignificance and oblivion? I kinda like Yngwie but his days are sooo over. Ripper deserves better than that, his talent's been wasted once again.
 
yeah, they greatest singer in the world can't help the fact that Yngwie can't write a good song anymore.

The last album I liked was Alchemy and before that Trilogy.