Itchy balls - how do u tackle them?

[20Mg]

Was speaking to a bunch of colleague before and i had the biggest itch that i had to scratch. As you probarly know i cant just do it out in the open. So i took a pen from the next desk, put it in my pocket and fiddled around till i find the sweet spot, all the while maintaining a straight face/ eye contact. No one noticed a thing. Hah. Im looking at the owner of the pen and he is biting the tip as im typing this.

 

[Chryst Krispies]

How bout showering every once and a while?

 

[20Mg]

i shower twice a day.
Not enough air circulation down there.

 

[Damian B]

i shower twice a day.
Not enough air circulation down there.

Boxers?

 

[20Mg]

Boxers?

yep. maybe my pants is abit tight.

 

[JeffTD]

http://www.ballapowder.com

 

[Harry Hughes]

yep. maybe my pants is abit tight.

Get some baggies.

 

[Line666]

http://www.ballapowder.com

As soon as I saw the topic title I knew this was coming...

 

[GarethSE]

http://www.ballapowder.com

"GUYS, IT'S TALC POWDER
FOR YOUR BALLS!!!!"

 

[motomoto]

..........and fiddled around till i find the sweet spot,

So i reckon that you placed it slightly off-axis

Was it bottom left or bottom right???

Hah. Im looking at the owner of the pen and he is biting the tip as im typing this.

Now thats fucking EPIC

 

[TheDriller]

get pants made from 100% cotton, and cotton boxers
it makes a huge difference.

 

[Jevil]

Do you wear 80's spandex or tight denim trousers?
If yes, welcome to the XXI century.
If not, get a can of insecticide and exterminate your pubic lices and crabs.

 

[GarethSE]

i wear skinnies and i dont get itchy balls
something must be wrong man

 

[Sweetnothing]

Do you wear 80's spandex or tight denim trousers?
If yes, welcome to the XXI century.
If not, get a can of insecticide and exterminate your pubic lices and crabs.

 

[Notuern]

Do you wear 80's spandex or tight denim trousers?
If yes, welcome to the XXI century.
If not, get a can of insecticide and exterminate your pubic lices and crabs.

 

[plague_rider]

…have a pen in your pocket at all times/unleash the scratch

i remember standing at the altar next to my dad as his best man at his second wedding… what a time for the itchy balls to strike...

 

[Joematthews]

[ame]http://www.amazon.co.uk/Boxer-Games-GBSGAD-Gentlemens-Scratcher/dp/B0010NWP9K[/ame]

 

[SocialNumb]

^ hahahaha

 

[motomoto]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Boxer-Games-GBSGAD-Gentlemens-Scratcher/dp/B0010NWP9K

WTF?

free shipping too:Smokin:

 

[J the TyranT]

wow. that ball scratcher is epic.