Okay, so yesterday at school, my friend Jack comes up to me with his discman and he's like "I want you to listen to something."
Me: What is it?
Jack: I'll tell you after it's over. It's short.
Me: This isn't Tom Petty again, is it?
Jack: No, I think you'll like it.
So I put on the headphones, and it's AWESOME. It starts off with some brilliant riffage that sounds like something off the Jester Race, and then with the vocals it kicks into a total power metal groove...like Manowar meets In Flames (that is, before In Flames turned into women) with a little bit of thrash. It's less than two minutes, but it's BRILLIANT.
Me: That was AWESOME, dude. Who was it?
Jack: You're not gonna believe me.
Me: Uh-oh...
Jack: Sum-41.
Me: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Jack: Sum-41.
Me: %#$&?ç©#$%&#^´´´ÎÅÅfi%&4?¶fi#$^%&?!%¶fi¶?&£%&¡%&£!~!!!!
This is why I hate those little fuckers so much. They could be SO AWESOME. SO FUCKING METAL. But instead, they're playing this pop-punk bullshit that sounds like it came out of a koala's ass. They're released a couple albums of crap, they're rich now, WHY DON'T THEY PLAY SOME MOTHERFUCKING METAL?!!!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Okay, I'm done now.
Me: What is it?
Jack: I'll tell you after it's over. It's short.
Me: This isn't Tom Petty again, is it?
Jack: No, I think you'll like it.
So I put on the headphones, and it's AWESOME. It starts off with some brilliant riffage that sounds like something off the Jester Race, and then with the vocals it kicks into a total power metal groove...like Manowar meets In Flames (that is, before In Flames turned into women) with a little bit of thrash. It's less than two minutes, but it's BRILLIANT.
Me: That was AWESOME, dude. Who was it?
Jack: You're not gonna believe me.
Me: Uh-oh...
Jack: Sum-41.
Me: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Jack: Sum-41.
Me: %#$&?ç©#$%&#^´´´ÎÅÅfi%&4?¶fi#$^%&?!%¶fi¶?&£%&¡%&£!~!!!!
This is why I hate those little fuckers so much. They could be SO AWESOME. SO FUCKING METAL. But instead, they're playing this pop-punk bullshit that sounds like it came out of a koala's ass. They're released a couple albums of crap, they're rich now, WHY DON'T THEY PLAY SOME MOTHERFUCKING METAL?!!!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Okay, I'm done now.