it's chromatose's birthday!

[Tide In Mind Out]

weeza gonna have us some crabs, and seks. mmhmm
you're an old fart now

 

[MFJ]

Dude, I didn't know! I would have put something cool in your package... but anyway, have a good one and happy birthday!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Happy birthday to derick!

 

[Mormagil]

I would have put something cool in your package

I wish I could do Lizard justice by finding the higher-quality version but I'm lazy.

 

[lurch70]

have a chromy shiny one !!!!

 

[NAD]

Happy birfday!

Here's my present, the latest Three Shits to the Wind press photo:

 

[Ellestin]

Joyeux Anniversaire Dude...

 

[IOfTheStorm]

shiny happy birthday

 

[lizard]

yay chromie

 

[circus_brimstone]

 

[Krilons Resa]

happy bday dude.

 

[Chromatose]

thanks

today marks that wonderful day where I am now a woman,

and I couldn't have done it without you all.

 

[lizard]

you're blossoming! this is so sweet

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i'm gonna take him tampon and maxi pad shopping tonight. gotta figure out which will be the best fit .

 

[lizard]

don't let him overdose on midol!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

we don't use midol in this house. we like da pain!

 

[lizard]

educate him about toxic shock. we don't need any fatalities

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

of course. every box of tampons comes with an insert about which we'll go over fully. i'm even preparing a quiz.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

and if he doesn't pass he gets no tampons! and gets to bleed everywhere! yay!

 

[lizard]

make sure he gets "protection." as much as my heart would leap at the thought of the arrival of a young Chromie Jr. or Chromatosina, I think he should enjoy his youth and become pregnant only when the time is right.