it's chromatose's birthday!

Tide In Mind Out

ct_thrash
Mar 5, 2002
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sex, crabs, and rocky road:Spin:
 
thank ya's chilluns, I am now one glorious step closer to my lifelong goal of becoming a bitter old man

fyi my birthday wish is that my cake won't be made of hair.
 
I was going to show up at your house with a glorious birthday cake (hair free), tons of new not yet relelased CDs, Zombies, money and porn.

But 5 mins. before I got to your house, I got tired, turned around and went home.
 
I am going to eat all-I-can-eat chesapeake bay crabs for dinner. I will be smashing them with mallets and the old bay will be stinging horridly the paper cuts I have managed to attain at work today, and the jagged crab shells will slice into my butter-softened fingers. and it will be glorious.
 
DreamNeonBlack said:
I was going to show up at your house with a glorious birthday cake (hair free), tons of new not yet relelased CDs, Zombies, money and porn.

But 5 mins. before I got to your house, I got tired, turned around and went home.
5 minute dan!

Happy birthday derick!