It's my birthday.

[Master_Yoda77]

Tell me how much you all love me.

 

[Mort Divine]

happy birthday

 

[Nephilim96]

Gunna fuck a fatty tonite???

 

[-CC-]

This one's for you Yoddle

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjaV-3PLXh8"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjaV-3PLXh8[/ame]

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Here's a chocolate cake, made with Sam Adams Cream Stout:

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I thought I was gonna fuck Chubbyfest but she's being her usual self and being a cunt. Went to 3 bars and all were gay as fuck. Now I'm sitting her crushing Coors Banquet violently.

Actually, sitting here blasting Manilla Road is the highlight of my night.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Unless I can get a fat cunt to suck my dick.

 

[The Butt]

Did you get a fat cunt to suck your dick??

 

[~Neurotica]

happy birthday, dude
i love you very much

 

[Krow]

May the juices of many a large woman's loins anoint thy phallus.

 

[Onder]

May you be accompanied by whole festivals of fatness. Be a lord of fat, beerchugger.

 

[Eligos]

Happy belated birthday, Schmidt.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

This was the greatest thread ever posted on UM. I'm so glad my real life friends like Jeremy gave a B-day shoutout. What an asshole.

 

[Zephyrus]

I believe it was a "Happy B-Day I owe you drinks" shout out.

 

[brooks55]

Happy belated birthday Schmidt. We need to go to another show soon & fuck shit up.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Yeah, so I can lose my phone again.

Just saw Manilla Road for the 3rd time this year last night and proceeded to lose that red Manilla Road towel that you snagged from Rick Fisher in Wichita. Oh well, I'll just treat it as an offering to Crom.

 

[arg]

whoa belated hbd man, now that i'm here i should re-attempt the Yoda devirginization project

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Haha, it totally would have happened in Prague but jesus, I had fucking AIDS or something that week.

 

[The Butt]

Everyone gets AIDS sometimes.