Obviously I was being sarcastic. This has got to be the stupidest thing in the world. Why do promotors call a tour a "North American Tour" when all the dates are in only one country, the U.S.
If there was a European tour and it only went to Germany, would that b a European tour? Fuck no, because it's only in one country! So why do I read shit like "Good Band, Really Good Band, and Extremely Good Band are having a North American tour in April and May". Then I get all excited and see a final date listing and see no fucking Canadian dates at all. That is fucking gay. For example the Art of Noise Tour(I believe it was called) with Nile, Napalm Death, SYL, etc was stated to be a "North American" tour, yet had no Canadian dates. Same with the In Flames/Mudvayne tour. I see no Canadian dates. The upcoming Meshuggah/SYL tour(which is gonna rock so much) is stated to be "North American" tour, so let's hope it is or heads are gonna roll(mainly who ever's next to me at the time of disappointment).
In conclusion, I hate everything.
If there was a European tour and it only went to Germany, would that b a European tour? Fuck no, because it's only in one country! So why do I read shit like "Good Band, Really Good Band, and Extremely Good Band are having a North American tour in April and May". Then I get all excited and see a final date listing and see no fucking Canadian dates at all. That is fucking gay. For example the Art of Noise Tour(I believe it was called) with Nile, Napalm Death, SYL, etc was stated to be a "North American" tour, yet had no Canadian dates. Same with the In Flames/Mudvayne tour. I see no Canadian dates. The upcoming Meshuggah/SYL tour(which is gonna rock so much) is stated to be "North American" tour, so let's hope it is or heads are gonna roll(mainly who ever's next to me at the time of disappointment).
In conclusion, I hate everything.