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Stygian_Apothegm

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Athens, Jo'gia
stygianapothegm.iuma.com
here's the jist: this guy spams in a chat that's he's 14/m/wa and has a webcam. of course i know what he meant and im like show me a pic of your dick. and without even asking me my asl or whatever he shows me. so i get the bright idea to pretend im a chick and fuck with him. and i also get my online chick friend to fuck with him too. so this is the chat we had hehehehe. it's long... but you might find it entertaining.. especially near the end.

oh yea.. i'm chloe, my chick friend is ginger (dancin), the dude is jon (questy)

You have just entered room "Chat 1516477780454679853."
questyellowpage has entered the room.
dancinboopSrJV has entered the room.
questyellowpage: hello
dancinboopSrJV: hi
Yggdrasil Epar: hi baby
questyellowpage: sorry about blocking you
Yggdrasil Epar: :-(
Yggdrasil Epar: you dont like me
Yggdrasil Epar: im ugly
questyellowpage: no
questyellowpage: i thoguth you was a guy
questyellowpage: thought*
questyellowpage: your hella hot
Yggdrasil Epar: ginger he doesnt like me
dancinboopSrJV: I told you she wasn't
dancinboopSrJV: awe
questyellowpage: i know
questyellowpage: thats why i unblocked her
dancinboopSrJV: what an ass
questyellowpage: so...
Yggdrasil Epar: so..
Yggdrasil Epar: i loved those pics
dancinboopSrJV: don't be upset Chloe
Yggdrasil Epar: did he show you ginger
dancinboopSrJV: yeah
dancinboopSrJV: wow I'm so turned on
Yggdrasil Epar: he's way bigger than my ex
Yggdrasil Epar: ginger did you send him your pic?
dancinboopSrJV: no I don't have one remember
Yggdrasil Epar: not on your computer
questyellowpage: who Brittney
Yggdrasil Epar: i have one on mine
dancinboopSrJV: my sister
questyellowpage: oh
dancinboopSrJV: this is her SN
questyellowpage: ok
Yggdrasil Epar: questy what's your name
questyellowpage: jon
Yggdrasil Epar: do you want a pic of ginger
questyellowpage: yea
Yggdrasil Epar: so what do you think of ginger
questyellowpage: wow both of you girls are hot
Yggdrasil Epar: sorry ging i sent him that pic the time we went to the beach
dancinboopSrJV: oh yeah I forgot you had that
Yggdrasil Epar: you were trying to model or osmething
Yggdrasil Epar: jon do you like us
questyellowpage: yea
questyellowpage: your both hella hot
Yggdrasil Epar: hehe *jumps up and down*
Yggdrasil Epar: ginger he likes us!
Yggdrasil Epar: :-D
dancinboopSrJV: well that piercing of yours just makes me so hot
Yggdrasil Epar: he's so cute too
Yggdrasil Epar: ginger
Yggdrasil Epar: i'm..
Yggdrasil Epar: it's happening again
Yggdrasil Epar: mmm
dancinboopSrJV: I know...Chloe you should so come visit me in WA
dancinboopSrJV: oh no whats wrong Chloe?
Yggdrasil Epar: i'd love to
Yggdrasil Epar: oh it's just....
Yggdrasil Epar: i saved jons... pics
Yggdrasil Epar: and omg
questyellowpage: lol
Yggdrasil Epar: it's so hot
Yggdrasil Epar: i just want to get on my kness
Yggdrasil Epar: knees
Yggdrasil Epar: i get chills thinking about it
Yggdrasil Epar: i need a guy so bad
questyellowpage: hey where in washington do you live
dancinboopSrJV: well come visit this weekend and we can both have our turn with jon
Yggdrasil Epar: omg really?
dancinboopSrJV: yeah
Yggdrasil Epar: do you live near jon? jon where you at
Yggdrasil Epar: ginger might live near you
questyellowpage: i live in bremerton
dancinboopSrJV: I live in seattle
dancinboopSrJV: but it doesn't matter I drive
Yggdrasil Epar: is that near bremerton
questyellowpage: it is about two hours away
Yggdrasil Epar: 2 hours aint bad
Yggdrasil Epar: ginger drives so yea
dancinboopSrJV: no not at all
Yggdrasil Epar: omg this is gonna be so much fun
dancinboopSrJV: oh I know
dancinboopSrJV: party at jon's house
questyellowpage: wait this weekend doesnt work
dancinboopSrJV: oh poo
Yggdrasil Epar: why
dancinboopSrJV: :-(
questyellowpage: sorry
Yggdrasil Epar: well im gonna be staying at her hour for a couple weeks nayway
dancinboopSrJV: oh thats right
Yggdrasil Epar: jon when can we visit you
questyellowpage: i am sorry but never
Yggdrasil Epar: what
questyellowpage: my gf well get so mad at me
dancinboopSrJV: your gf?
questyellowpage: yea
dancinboopSrJV: =-O
Yggdrasil Epar: you hav ea gf?!?!
Yggdrasil Epar: ginger
Yggdrasil Epar: why the fuck does this always happen to me
Yggdrasil Epar: it aint fucking fair
dancinboopSrJV: oh don't be sad chloe
Yggdrasil Epar: fuck it
Yggdrasil Epar: fucking shit
dancinboopSrJV: to think u would have fucked him
questyellowpage has left the room.
questyellowpage has entered the room.
Yggdrasil Epar: yes i wouldve gone all the wy with him
Yggdrasil Epar: shit
Yggdrasil Epar: i thought you left
questyellowpage: ok back
Yggdrasil Epar: geez im so embarassed
dancinboopSrJV: what happed?
questyellowpage: me and my gf might brake up
Yggdrasil Epar: really?
questyellowpage: thing are not going well
dancinboopSrJV: cool
questyellowpage: she cheated on me so i am pissed at her
Yggdrasil Epar: will you break up with her for me?
dancinboopSrJV: oh there's hope Chloe
Yggdrasil Epar: i dont cheat on my men
Yggdrasil Epar: that get every inch of me
Yggdrasil Epar: and no one else
Yggdrasil Epar: and the things i do... they will never want another girl
questyellowpage: sounds good
Yggdrasil Epar: you can ask ginger.. we've 'played' around a little :-D
Yggdrasil Epar: she is my best friend after all
dancinboopSrJV: yeah you gotta experament sumwhere
Yggdrasil Epar: ginger
Yggdrasil Epar: omg i just had an idea
dancinboopSrJV: what?
Yggdrasil Epar: do you wanna do something really wild?
questyellowpage: how about the three of us
Yggdrasil Epar: jon has to be up for it too tho..
Yggdrasil Epar: omg!
Yggdrasil Epar: yes
Yggdrasil Epar: hhehehehe
Yggdrasil Epar: i like the way he thinks
questyellowpage: lol
dancinboopSrJV: yeah this sounds great
Yggdrasil Epar: really?
questyellowpage: but i never had sex before
Yggdrasil Epar: ive never had one before
questyellowpage: i am only 14
Yggdrasil Epar: that's ok :)
Yggdrasil Epar: i like to be a guy's first
Yggdrasil Epar: more fun for me
questyellowpage: ok
Yggdrasil Epar: ginger are you gonna bring the toys?
dancinboopSrJV: oh sweetheart we'll make you a pro
dancinboopSrJV: yeah
questyellowpage: wait what toys
Yggdrasil Epar: oh just toys for us :)
questyellowpage: oh ok
dancinboopSrJV: the sex toys
Yggdrasil Epar: we like toys
dancinboopSrJV: :-*
Yggdrasil Epar: omg im getting so horny thikning about all this
Yggdrasil Epar: this is gonna be fun
dancinboopSrJV: sooooooo hot
Yggdrasil Epar: ginger
Yggdrasil Epar: can you touch yourself for me
dancinboopSrJV: oh yeah
Yggdrasil Epar: oh man
Yggdrasil Epar: oh man
dancinboopSrJV: uhhhhhhhhh I'm so horny
Yggdrasil Epar: jon are you there
questyellowpage: yea
dancinboopSrJV: I'm such a naughty girl jon
Yggdrasil Epar: jon what would you like us to do to you
questyellowpage: anything you want
Yggdrasil Epar: can i suck your dick?
questyellowpage: yea
Yggdrasil Epar: hehe!
dancinboopSrJV: I wanna suck your huge cock
dancinboopSrJV: would you let me?
Yggdrasil Epar: we can share it
dancinboopSrJV: ok more funthat way
Yggdrasil Epar: hey jon have you ever been tied up
questyellowpage: no
Yggdrasil Epar: would you like to
questyellowpage: no
dancinboopSrJV: oh it's so much fun
Yggdrasil Epar: aw:-(
questyellowpage: it doesnt sound fun
dancinboopSrJV: oh but it is
Yggdrasil Epar: trust me
questyellowpage: ok
Yggdrasil Epar: we will tie you up
questyellowpage: then yea
Yggdrasil Epar: then strip you down
Yggdrasil Epar: you'll be helpless
Yggdrasil Epar: heeheh
dancinboopSrJV: :)
Yggdrasil Epar: ill rub my body against you
dancinboopSrJV: OMG I'm so horny I can barely type
questyellowpage: i am getting horny
dancinboopSrJV: good
Yggdrasil Epar: that is good
Yggdrasil Epar: *takes out your pics*
Yggdrasil Epar: mmm
dancinboopSrJV: oh good idea
Yggdrasil Epar: can you just imagine.....
Yggdrasil Epar: he's tied up
Yggdrasil Epar: and that huge cock is sticking up in the air
dancinboopSrJV: free lickings
Yggdrasil Epar: jon have you ever played with a dildo
dancinboopSrJV: oh thats heavy artillery Chloe
questyellowpage: no but i would want to use it on one of you
Yggdrasil Epar: :-D
dancinboopSrJV: are you sure he'd be ready for that?
Yggdrasil Epar: he sounds ready to me
Yggdrasil Epar: jon..
Yggdrasil Epar: would you mind...
Yggdrasil Epar: maybe....
Yggdrasil Epar: if....
Yggdrasil Epar: um..
Yggdrasil Epar: well nothing turns me on more than when i stick a dildo up a guy's ass
Yggdrasil Epar: i dunno why
questyellowpage: no
questyellowpage: sorry but no
Yggdrasil Epar: please?
Yggdrasil Epar: omg
Yggdrasil Epar: it would make me so hot
dancinboopSrJV: awe plezzzzz
Yggdrasil Epar: ill go slow
Yggdrasil Epar: you wont even notice
Yggdrasil Epar: it's just something i like to do
dancinboopSrJV: it's so exhilerating
Yggdrasil Epar: it makes me so horny
questyellowpage: it wont hurt
dancinboopSrJV: no
Yggdrasil Epar: no
Yggdrasil Epar: it's made of rubber
Yggdrasil Epar: it's soft and smooth
questyellowpage: it wont make me gay
Yggdrasil Epar: no way
dancinboopSrJV: you stick your dick in our ass
Yggdrasil Epar: how can you be gay with 2 girls fucking you?
questyellowpage: dildo in the ass
Yggdrasil Epar: it'll be so fun
questyellowpage: ok
questyellowpage: then yes
dancinboopSrJV: pretty pleeezzzzz
Yggdrasil Epar: ill even let ginger stick one in my ass
dancinboopSrJV: yea
Yggdrasil Epar: omg
Yggdrasil Epar: ginger this guy is great
Yggdrasil Epar: i cant wait ti meet him
dancinboopSrJV: yeah I klnow
dancinboopSrJV: know*
Yggdrasil Epar: he seems into all the stuff we're into
questyellowpage: but if i dont like it then can i take it out
Yggdrasil Epar: yes
dancinboopSrJV: but he just wont relax and have fun with us now
Yggdrasil Epar: but trust me hun you will love it
questyellowpage: ok
Yggdrasil Epar: you have to fulfill ginger's sexual pleasures too
Yggdrasil Epar: she has some funky ones
Yggdrasil Epar: but they are so fun
questyellowpage: to bad you girls dont have anymore pics
Yggdrasil Epar: well i have some 'sexy' ones
questyellowpage: ok
Yggdrasil Epar: ginger what do you want to do to jon
dancinboopSrJV: damn my comp is gunna turn off for maintenance I'll be back though
dancinboopSrJV: don't have too much fun w/o me
Yggdrasil Epar: aww
questyellowpage: so how many times have you girls had sex
Yggdrasil Epar: oh enough times to satisfy each other's needs
dancinboopSrJV: my comp is gunna go in 5 mins
dancinboopSrJV: so are we making you hard?
questyellowpage: i was hard but now i am not horny
Yggdrasil Epar: ginger we'll talk about the stuff you wanna do with him when you get back
questyellowpage: but i prolly will be when you get back
dancinboopSrJV: ok
dancinboopSrJV: I have 3 min...lol
Yggdrasil Epar: i think im gonna head off
Yggdrasil Epar: im tired
dancinboopSrJV: chloe you've always been better than me at talkin dirty..no
dancinboopSrJV: don't leave me yet
Yggdrasil Epar: ill stay until you have to go hunny
Yggdrasil Epar: im looking forward to your penis jon
Yggdrasil Epar: i hope it's as big as the pics
questyellowpage: i am looking forward to meeting both of you
dancinboopSrJV: I bet it's a good two inches bigger when we get to him
Yggdrasil Epar: yea i bet he's really thick too
questyellowpage: when well we get to meet
Yggdrasil Epar: those huge dildos kinda worn out my pussy
Yggdrasil Epar: whenever there's a good time for you babe
dancinboopSrJV: yeah you need the real thing chloe
questyellowpage: any weekend is good but not this weekend
dancinboopSrJV: what r u doin this weekend?
questyellowpage: going to my friends house
Yggdrasil Epar: screw your friend
dancinboopSrJV: oh really?
questyellowpage: i am going to ride his dirtbike
Yggdrasil Epar: (no pun intended although that would be sexy)
dancinboopSrJV: no he has a friend chloe
questyellowpage: i might buy it
dancinboopSrJV: you should bring him along
Yggdrasil Epar: i have a zsx-21
Yggdrasil Epar: it's hella fast
questyellowpage: cool
questyellowpage: i dont know anything about dirtbikes
Yggdrasil Epar: this one rocks
Yggdrasil Epar: it's fun riding naked
questyellowpage: my friend would love to meet you girls
dancinboopSrJV: oh yeah like we did that summer?
Yggdrasil Epar: lol yes it was funny, your boobs jiggled so much
dancinboopSrJV: shhhh
Yggdrasil Epar: :-X
dancinboopSrJV: lol
questyellowpage: lol
Yggdrasil Epar: im jealous of you ginger, your boobs are a lot bigger than mine
dancinboopSrJV: well hun not that much bigger
Yggdrasil Epar: big enough to tit fuck jon i bet
dancinboopSrJV: would you touch them jon?
questyellowpage: yea
dancinboopSrJV: and squeeze them?
questyellowpage: lick the nipples
dancinboopSrJV: they need a lot of attention
Yggdrasil Epar: nipples are my hot spot
dancinboopSrJV: oooooo talk more like that
questyellowpage: i have done that before
questyellowpage: i have done everything to a girl
Yggdrasil Epar: i like taking cloth pins and squeezing my nipples with them
dancinboopSrJV: really?...ooo we have an expert chloe
Yggdrasil Epar: everything?
Yggdrasil Epar: have you ever peed on one?
questyellowpage: licked,fingerd
questyellowpage: no
questyellowpage: no girls as ever asked me to pee on them
Yggdrasil Epar: woul dyou like that
questyellowpage: i dont know
questyellowpage: never done it
dancinboopSrJV: awe come on
Yggdrasil Epar: i bet you would :p
questyellowpage: you like it
Yggdrasil Epar: we can do it in the shower
questyellowpage: ok then yea i will pee on you
Yggdrasil Epar: i dunno why but it's so arousing
Yggdrasil Epar: ginger! this guy is awesome
dancinboopSrJV: I know
Yggdrasil Epar: damn you are willing to go far with us
Yggdrasil Epar: i hope you can handle us :p
dancinboopSrJV: will you cum in my mouth...I wanna swallow
dancinboopSrJV: oh I know
questyellowpage: i will do anything to make you both happy
Yggdrasil Epar: i want some cum too
dancinboopSrJV: you're not gunna have a heart attack are you?
Yggdrasil Epar: you can cum in her mouth then you can give me some ginger
dancinboopSrJV: ok
Yggdrasil Epar: then i want to spread it over jon's face
Yggdrasil Epar: and lick it back up
Yggdrasil Epar: omg
Yggdrasil Epar: that made me so fucking honry
questyellowpage: i am horny
Yggdrasil Epar: im fingering myself thinking about this
dancinboopSrJV: uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh.......I'm so wet
Yggdrasil Epar: jon stroke your dick for me
questyellowpage: i am
dancinboopSrJV: oh God ... your not gunna be too gentle jon are you
dancinboopSrJV: we like it rough
questyellowpage: i will go hard if you want me to
dancinboopSrJV: oh yeah
Yggdrasil Epar: do you do dirty talk
questyellowpage: never done it
questyellowpage: but i dont cyber
dancinboopSrJV: moan jon...moan
dancinboopSrJV: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yggdrasil Epar: jon
dancinboopSrJV: make me happy jon
Yggdrasil Epar: since you get to pee on us
Yggdrasil Epar: do you think...
Yggdrasil Epar: maybe....
Yggdrasil Epar: maybe we can try on you?
questyellowpage: hey we will be in the shower so yea you can
dancinboopSrJV: great
Yggdrasil Epar: awesome!
Yggdrasil Epar: what about poop?
questyellowpage: no
Yggdrasil Epar: why
Yggdrasil Epar: it's relaly not that much different
Yggdrasil Epar: it's like mud
Yggdrasil Epar: it'll be fun
Yggdrasil Epar: come on
questyellowpage: pee can wash away poop is solid so it cant
Yggdrasil Epar: it's not solid
Yggdrasil Epar: it washes away dont woryr
Yggdrasil Epar: please
questyellowpage: we can try it only one time
Yggdrasil Epar: really?
dancinboopSrJV: yeah is cleansing
questyellowpage: but if i dont like then never again
dancinboopSrJV: ok
Yggdrasil Epar: ok
dancinboopSrJV: but you will
Yggdrasil Epar: it's so fun to play with tho
Yggdrasil Epar: i like to rub it in ginger's hair
Yggdrasil Epar: she gets so hot
Yggdrasil Epar: she shivers
dancinboopSrJV: and then it's chloe's turn
Yggdrasil Epar: mm
Yggdrasil Epar: i like it all in my face
Yggdrasil Epar: especially when tied up
Yggdrasil Epar: cuz then i cant wipe it away
dancinboopSrJV: wow were telling him all our sex secrets chloe
Yggdrasil Epar: ginger is the best
Yggdrasil Epar: i know i hope we're not scaring him
Yggdrasil Epar: i really want to see him
dancinboopSrJV: me too
questyellowpage: i am not scared
Yggdrasil Epar: im glad
dancinboopSrJV: good
Yggdrasil Epar: you will make our sex life 10 times better
Yggdrasil Epar: i just know it
dancinboopSrJV: oh yeah the younger the better
Yggdrasil Epar: he's not that young
Yggdrasil Epar: im only 15
questyellowpage: 14,15,16
dancinboopSrJV: he's still younger
dancinboopSrJV: the best sex I ever had was with a 12 yr old last wek
dancinboopSrJV: week*
Yggdrasil Epar: oh yea you told me about him
Yggdrasil Epar: i remember one time.. after a club.. this guy beat the shit out of me but it turned me on
Yggdrasil Epar: and i told him to do it more
Yggdrasil Epar: and he kept punching me
Yggdrasil Epar: and i got so hot
Yggdrasil Epar: then i grabbed his dick
dancinboopSrJV: and?
Yggdrasil Epar: and you shouldve seen the grin on his face
Yggdrasil Epar: he turned me around
Yggdrasil Epar: pulled down my panties
Yggdrasil Epar: and started fucking me right there inthe alley
Yggdrasil Epar: omg
dancinboopSrJV: panties....what did I tell you?
Yggdrasil Epar: i dont know how old he was
Yggdrasil Epar: he looked in his 50s maybe
Yggdrasil Epar: im not sure
Yggdrasil Epar: but i loved it
Yggdrasil Epar: he knew how to treat a girl
dancinboopSrJV: it's so much better if you don't wear underwear
Yggdrasil Epar: after he came.. he slapped me across my face
Yggdrasil Epar: and peed on me
Yggdrasil Epar: i enjoyed every sec of it
dancinboopSrJV: wow
Yggdrasil Epar: then he hawked a huge loogey in my face
Yggdrasil Epar: it dripped down to my lips and i tasted it
Yggdrasil Epar: it tasted like tobacco and beer but it turned me on
dancinboopSrJV: oh wow...what a mna
Yggdrasil Epar: i cant rmeember what happened next
dancinboopSrJV: man*
Yggdrasil Epar: i think a few other guys messed with me
Yggdrasil Epar: but i was passed out
Yggdrasil Epar: i lost my panties and i had dried cum all in my hair
Yggdrasil Epar: it was fucking awesome
dancinboopSrJV: oh thats great for the hair
Yggdrasil Epar: i know it makes it so smooth
Yggdrasil Epar: i think we lost jon
Yggdrasil Epar: :-(
questyellowpage: what
questyellowpage: i am here
dancinboopSrJV: I think he's in a state of shock
questyellowpage: nope
dancinboopSrJV: maybe we need to find someone who can handle this
Yggdrasil Epar: jon can you beat me a little?
questyellowpage: yea
questyellowpage: if you want
Yggdrasil Epar: really?
questyellowpage: yea
Yggdrasil Epar: i like to bleed
Yggdrasil Epar: it's so sexy
questyellowpage: i can handle you girls
Yggdrasil Epar: would you slap me or punch me
questyellowpage: what would youj like better
questyellowpage: you*
Yggdrasil Epar: i would like you to be a man
questyellowpage: ok then punch
dancinboopSrJV: how hard
Yggdrasil Epar: :)
Yggdrasil Epar: just dont knock me out, i wanna see the action
questyellowpage: i wont
Yggdrasil Epar: omg well i just cummed in my pants
Yggdrasil Epar: and im getting tired
dancinboopSrJV: yeah me too
questyellowpage: you girls should get sone nude pics
questyellowpage: for me
Yggdrasil Epar: we'll try
questyellowpage: some*
questyellowpage: ok
questyellowpage: thanks
dancinboopSrJV: I was so worked up
Yggdrasil Epar: but right now we're gonna get to bed
questyellowpage: ok bye
Yggdrasil Epar: bye jon :-*
dancinboopSrJV: now I just so tuckered out
questyellowpage: talk to you both later
dancinboopSrJV: I wish you would be my teddy bear jon
Yggdrasil Epar: bye everyone
dancinboopSrJV: bye
 
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questyellowpage: it wont hurt
dancinboopSrJV: no
Yggdrasil Epar: no
Yggdrasil Epar: it's made of rubber
Yggdrasil Epar: it's soft and smooth
questyellowpage: it wont make me gay
Yggdrasil Epar: no way
dancinboopSrJV: you stick your dick in our ass
Yggdrasil Epar: how can you be gay with 2 girls fucking you?
questyellowpage: dildo in the ass
Yggdrasil Epar: it'll be so fun
questyellowpage: ok
questyellowpage: then yes


"It won't hurt? It won't make me gay? Ok, then yes"


Oh.... my.... God.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
'Yggdrasil', wasn't that an oak? And the fruits of the oak are the...acorns!!!! Hahahaha.
Well, it doesn't sound funny, but in French it does, as the 'acorn' and 'glans' (the edge of the penis) are said with the same word ('gland'), because of their ressemblance.
 
@stygian: that was fun, but i'd fine tune my strategy if i were you. although he fell for it, he got defensive after the most outrageous comments. either lead them to the kinkier stuff little by little or try to make them open up some more first. i'm sure the more they talk, the more bullshit we're gonna hear.

rahvin.
 
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Yggdrasil', wasn't that an oak? And the fruits of the oak are the...acorns!!!! Hahahaha.
Well, it doesn't sound funny, but in French it does, as the 'acorn' and 'glans' (the edge of the penis) are said with the same word ('gland'), because of their ressemblance.

wasnt the Yggradsil the sandcruiser/submarine in Xenogears?
 
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