mason & dixon is rough, dude...i've never gotten more than 2/3 through. it's wicked hilarious, though! and the version i have has a cool rough-textured cover!
there are a lot of questions i never answered on this thread. i am 1/3 through mason and dixon, and yes, it's rough. i have hardcover, first edition! it was only $6 though, on clearance from barnes. i don't think they knew they had first editions!