ITT: I steal Minxnim's concept and I am Bill O'Reilly

[lizard]

Shut up! Shut up!

 

[xfer]

Billizard, I think that the nation ought to--

 

[minxnim]

*yawn*

 

[xfer]

But, no, you see, the facts say that--

 

[lizard]

facts schmacts.

Ann Coulter is steaming hot talent.

 

[FalseTodd]

Here's my impression of Bill O'Reilly:

"OK, now folks. This is important. You've got your two over here. Right? Y'follow me? Here's two. OK? OK. So you've got two. Now let's just say, alright, ok, let's just say you've got another two. OK? That's two more. You had two, and now here comes another two. Now, y'know you've got to pay attention, you're not going to get this from the other side, those pinheads over there. So you've got two, and then another two. You add those together, right? Everybody with me? You had two you added another two. You've got four. That's just the way it is."