1) Use the word 'whilst' other than by just saying, "Why must you stare whilst I pee?"
2) Get new Northwestern mug (see Frostgiant's thread)
3) Fill growlers from Onion Brewpub given to moi last fall with yummy beer
4) Take pictars
5) Paint a birdhouse
6) Think about what i done did
7) Order giant steak burrito as big as my head, devour all
8) Order & freeze 42 stuffed pizzas for trip home
9) Buy big freezer (possibly to be switched in order with #8)
10) Go on major diet (to occur after #7 & 8)
11) Talk in southern accent to piss people off
12) Talk about The Cardinals to piss people off
13) Talk about The Cardinals in southern accent to exponentially piss people off
14) Post bird house painted in #5 in left field wall warning track of Wrigley Field, with "A Cardinal Crapped Here" painted on it to more effectively piss off the whole city
15) Apologize, but don't mean it
16) Gain key to city
17) Change name of city to Atlantis and watch it sink into the sea (or lake)
18) Sell key to lost city of Atlantis on Ebay
19) Buy new electric toothbrush with proceeds
