ITT we are defiantly eating big, sloppy sandwiches

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* fake turkey
* provolone cheese
* perfectly ripened avocado slices
* tomato slices
* cucumber slices
* red onion slices
* lettuce
* grey poupon whole grain dijon (for some dumb reason, Whole Foods doesn't carry KOSCIUSKO mustard)
* rye bread

EXTRA SLOPPY, JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT

 

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* SKIPPY creamy peanut butter
* several strips of crispy fried bacon
* WHITE bread

 

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* fake turkey
* provolone cheese
* lemon hummus
* perfectly-ripe avocado slices
* lots of fresh dill
* cucumber slices
* rye bread

 

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* QUORN breaded fake chicken cutlets
* barilla garlic and onion tomato sauce
* provolone cheese
* soft Italian roll

 

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basically i'm mapping out my week of lunches sans the daily salad.

 

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my cubemate (eyeing my fake turkey sandwich): "you eat like a dyke."

 

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now, the question remains: what to eat on Friday, when i unfortunately can't eat meat?!

 

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okaayyy wait since not eating meat on fridays is an elective observance intended to remind you of jesus' sacrifice blah blah blah does that mean that veg*n catholics are forced to eat meat on fridays in order to ensure it's not "just another day"?!

 

[minxnim]

i'm gonna guess 'no'.

 

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i'm so confused.

 

[Baliset]

alex i didn't know you were still a practicing catholic.

 

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NO GREG I FEEL GUILTY ALL THE TIME JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT