ITT: we are selfish girls

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

"NO DADDY! I WANT ALL THE INDIGENOUS PEOPLES OF AFRICA AND A 550 PASSENGER AIRPLANE!!!"

x

 

[minxnim]

"hi I'm Minx"

 

[inkybmistro]

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

"IT'S NOT FAIR! EVERYBODY LOVES GOATSCHOOL AND HE'S JUST TRYING TO BE ME 'CAUSE HE'S IN LOVE WITH ME!"

-ALE(x)FER

 

[mousewings]

I want a gorgeous death metal band member now.

and 50 billion dollars.

 

[NAD]

"I've never given a blowjob in my entire life."

 

[Demonspell]

I wanna new Ferrari daddy! I want you to buy some cheap Salvadorian labor and have them assemble it in my backyard, daddyyyyyyy pleeeeeeeease?

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

"BUT HE'S LYING DADDY! ONE INCH MAN IS A LIAR!!1 I WANT YOU TO USE ALL OF YOUR RESOURCES TO GET EVIDENCE ON THAT BITCH!"

edit: fucking x

 

[gekko]

Why did you give me a Four runner Daddy? You know I wanted a new BMW (whine). Actually know a girl who did this exact thing.

 

[Astral Poetry]

ITT: ALEX STEALS MY RECENT SLANDERING!

x

 

[Astral Poetry]

"I'm hungry, why do you keep me locked to this chair?"

 

[LoboUivante]

i guess there are just threads i am still not prepared to understand.

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

"I'm hungry, why do you keep me locked to this chair?"

wow, you are selfish. wanting things like food and freedom.

 

[Astral Poetry]

"Why did you kill my father in front of me and then make me touch his dead body with my genitals?"

what a selfish, selfish girl...questioning a man.

 

[S4R]

"I'll show daddy! I'm going to get a B in my advanced chemistry class."