ITT: We travel back to last Thursday to wish me a happy birthday.

[azal]

happy b-day buddy!!!

For your b-day, I wish you the best of luck, success and prosperity and also that your girlfriend doesn't leave on Monday!


(meh)

 

[Baliset]

azal,

please have a happy birthday and a great year for yourself which won't inculde the accidental stealing of josh's belongings.

love,

greg

 

[xfer]

happy birthday azal!

hey man you should seriously get your girlfriend to lick your butthole, so if you ever break up at any point, you can be like "haha you licked my butthole!"

 

[deadair]

alex has a point

and happy-birthday

 

[The Dope]

I got you a cake. Unfortunately, when I travel back in time, I'll emerge in a time before this cake was baked, and it'll turn back into a big mess of ingredients and decorative clowns...

 

[xfer]

"here, have some birthday eggs and a sack of birthday flour"

 

[kleo706]

AZal,

At least you're still greasy.

xoxoxo
-k-

 

[kleo706]

And if the cake regresses, would your memory so you don't know it's Azal's birthday and you get all confused?

 

[The Dope]

Kleo, I think maybe if I were going to Serbia to give him the cake anyway, my memory would probably be the least of my worries.

 

[kleo706]

Well, if your memory went bye-bye why the hell would you go to Serbia? I mean if you find yourself there for no reason . . .won't you just seek to fly home?

 

[minxnim]

hippo birdy two ewes

 

[The Dope]

I don't know....time travel is complicated. Hopefully if that were the case and I found myself with cake ingredients in Serbia last Thursday, I'd seek out azal anyway since I'd probably need a place to stay. While I was there, I'd probably leave the cake ingredients so he wouldn't have to survive on ketchup sandwiches for the rest of the week. I'm sure it'd all work out in the end.

 

[kleo706]

If you were in Serbia, how would you know? I mean do you recognize any of the native language when you see or hear it?

 

[The Dope]

I'd yell "pushi mi kurac" at the nearest passerby, and if they were offended, I'd know that I was at least in a Serbian-tounged country.

Then I'd ask someone where the guy with the vagina beard lives.

 

[xfer]

and if the fled in terror, you'd know you were in Albania.

 

[kleo706]

He shaved the vagina beard.

 

[goatschool]

HAPPY BELATED BDAY SERBZAL

WE <3 U. KEEP ON KEEPIN ON.

x o

 

[The Dope]

He shaved the vagina beard.

Ah, but we're talking about the azal of last Thursday, not the current azal. Thursday's azal still had the beard.

 

[azal]

and a girlfriend.

 

[0sm0se]

Azal, women are like the fish of the sea. STUPID!