ITT: you are a jaded post-intellectual
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I'm sitting here in a sweater with leather patches on the elbows, and a lit pipe with aromatic tobacco. I'm ever so academic.
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Monty Python's Philosophers Drinking Song:
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, [some versions have 'Schopenhauer and Hegel']
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away--
Half a crate of whisky every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And René Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink, therefore I am.' Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed.
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, [some versions have 'Schopenhauer and Hegel']
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away--
Half a crate of whisky every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And René Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink, therefore I am.' Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed.
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I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS
goatschool
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Demonspell
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I can't bring myself to take Neitzsche seriously anymore, he was about as profound as your average motivational speaker.
Helm
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It was like watching america's funniest videos.
Demonspell: I do think that Neitzche's virtue morality is an interesting counterpoint to utilitarian morality, which I find totally worthless.
NAD
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Thomas Pynchon's writing often aspires to the ardor of a day old mug of warm Schlitz.
Thomas Clancy: now that's fervor.
Thomas Clancy: now that's fervor.
FuSoYa
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