I've been sitting in the labor and delivery room for ten hours.

[NAD]

Because my friend has only one family member who gives a rat's ass.

Oh yeah and I've been reading Lolita and discussing how to achieve suspension in midair, with the future possibity of rotation.

Needless to say, philistines have deftly been avoiding my gaze.

 

[lizard]

????????????????????????????????????????????????

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

like you dont know!

 

[lizard]

Nad, have they performed an episiotomy yet?

 

[NAD]

28 hours of labor later, they did a C-section. I got 8 minutes sleep last night, woo! New parents were awake at the hospital for nearly 48 hours, jesus.

Oh yeah and I ran into an old fling (with her husband) in the birthing ward, haha.

 

[lurch70]

Jesus ... how many people live in your town? 5? ... you always bump into exes

 

[NAD]

What can I say, I've been around.

hahaha yeah right.

 

[NAD]

Oh and I learned about BABY SNATCHER CAMERAS, surveilance shit around all the baby places. So after 10 hours of being the hospital I made a small paper airplane out of my visitor pass that vaguely resembled the Star Wars shuttles and flew them across the camera at various angles. And then started imitating Godzilla in slow motion, my impersonation of the birthing process by these two extremely lazy parents.

I got 8 minutes sleep last night, woo!

 

[lizard]

wait...is this the dude with the $500 a mo. car payment??

 

[NAD]

hahaha yes. He's totally happy right now, and is starting to actual get a grip on life for once. I mean we'll see what happens in a few weeks/months/years with this kid, but I think he'll do just fine. I hope anyhow.

 

[lizard]

hopefully...as dorian knows, (and me and JayK and whoever else), babies do change your life.

 

[Nico]

Wait, is this the guy who introduced his new girlfriend as "my baby's momma"?

Fuck, times flies.

 

[lizard]

ITT we follow the pointless lives of Nad's friends

 

[Nico]

Fuck, this is why I left in the first place

 

[lurch70]

hahaha yes. He's totally happy right now, and is starting to actual get a grip on life for once. I mean we'll see what happens in a few weeks/months/years with this kid, but I think he'll do just fine. I hope anyhow.

is this the big dude ... chocolate syrup drinker mofo?

 

[NAD]

is this the big dude ... chocolate syrup drinker mofo?

haha, no. That dude is a guy I don't even like, but find quite amusing when I'm drunk. That big fucker is one of my three ex-con associates (wouldn't classify them as friends). This is the dude that just had the kid:

ITT we follow the pointless lives of Nad's friends

hahahaha hey it makes for interesting discussion.

 

[dorian gray]

wait...is this the dude with the $500 a mo. car payment??

haha thats exactly what i was going to ask.

why do i know so much about nads friends?

 

[lizard]

because nad is like a stream of bat's piss....

he shines out like a shaft of gold, where all around him is darkness

 

[Ellestin]

Nadrian your package went out this morning. Airmail. I had a fun time gathering some shit at the grocer's yesterday...

 

[Dead_Lioness]

What can I say, I've been around.

hahaha yeah right.

Did you give your Ex the charming look of "I'm cool, and I know it, and I don't care about you?"