so this guy gets on an airplane, and he's seated next to the pope (!). The pope is doing a crossword. A few minutes into the flight, the pope leans over and he says "Hey buddy, what's a four letter word meaning "woman" that ends in -unt?"
The guy goes beet red, but then says "Oh, I know! 'aunt'"
And the pope says "Oh great! Hey, do you have an eraser?"