Dammit!! There used to be a spoof website created by a Canadian artist based on a "creature" called the Love Lump. The Love Lump, in concept, is like a blow-up sex doll, except that it's designed from real, living tissue. Oh, and it also doesn't look anything like a sex doll. While it bears all the appropriate sex organs, it's lacking a head or limbs. It's just a lump. To keep your Love Lump alive, you have to inject it with nutrients on a regular basis. They had a picture too, truly disturbing.