I've got a new friend.

[Missiles]

He's called Encarta, he's always online and he answers to all my questions.

Add him and have fun -> encarta@conversagent.com

 

[The Nerevarine]

Rox

 

[Cofee_Annihilator]

Duh... It's by mail ?? Ho. I undesrtant now... msn! Msn is my friendé

 

[Missiles]

Nope, by MSN.

 

[Cofee_Annihilator]

Mucho buene

 

[derek]

sweet

 

[Darkest Maiden]

Excellent!

 

[The Bringer]

Ask him this question. Why does this thread suck so much?

 

[Enemy242]

because you touch yourself at night

 

[The Bringer]

You may have a point...

 

[Peti]

^

hey, Encarta rocks

 

[Nick Brookes]

he is so stuped

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

there's this brazilian robot that answers some questions about energy savings, recycling and blablabla
me and my friends @ the university spend countless hours tricking him into admiting he's gay

 

[Nick Brookes]

i had 1 made by volvo cars

 

[barrett_]

there's this brazilian robot that answers some questions about energy savings, recycling and blablabla
me and my friends @ the university spend countless hours tricking him into admiting he's gay

hahahahaha

 

[bodomite]

 

[Leandro]

[14:46] ? ??? Krakhon Sorvahr ??? ?: faggot
[14:46] Encarta® Instant Answers: that's not great. i wouldn't say that 2 a homosexual person if i were u.

 

[Peti]

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Limp Bizkit is a band. What do you think of Limp Bizkit?

Peti says:
they suck

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
What sucks, exactly?

Peti says
that band

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Interesting. You don't like that band? I'll remember that.

Peti says:
do you like them?

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Hmm... I don't know how I feel about that band, actually.

Peti says:
why?

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Just because.

Peti says:
you like that shit?

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Whatever.

Peti says:
are you homo?

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
What? That's an awful thing to say.

Peti says:
gay

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Aha.

Peti says:
why?

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Because... That's the way it is, I suppose.

Peti says:
fuck you!

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
What do you have to gain by insulting a computer?

Peti says:
stfu

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
OK. Please say you're sorry.

Peti says:
why?

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Because I asked you to, Peti.

Peti says:
and what's if I won't?

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.

Peti says:
I won't apologize a PC.

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.

pff idiot and he never forgets
try it, say fuck you then say sorry, and if you say fuck you again he'll fuckin remember.. asshole

 

[Leandro]

15:12] ? ??? Krakhon Sorvahr ??? ?: why are you homo?
[15:12] Encarta® Instant Answers: cuz i said so. now apologize.

 

[Peti]

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech
an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry.