Jack Osbourne is spying on me and copying my every move

[Brett]

Remember when everyone on here said I was a clone of him? That's his fault, not mine.

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2005-08-25-jack-osbourne_x.htm

He's lost 70lbs since the spring and i've lost 73lbs since the spring. It's obvious the arrogant bastard is trying to stealing my glory. On the bright side, I guess we don't really look alike anymore.

 

[Will Bozarth]

he looks like a chubby Johnny Knoxville

 

[Igor#6]

shoot yourself, maybe he'll copy you there too

(i dont have anything against you.. i just wish jack would keel over and die)

 

[derek]

ah...you still kinda look like him.

Sorry...anyways, which one of you is older?

 

[Larf03]

You're not him... therefore you're a better man in every way!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

nevermind Jack, wow Brett, you look awesome!
look at you!

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Practice your British accent, and see if anyone asks for your autograph. Fuck Wal-Mart, do Jack Osbourne impersonations!

 

[derek]

Yeah, you look better than osbourne anyways cause we will always know he is a little bitch.

 

[neal]

hahaha lots of jack osbourne hatred around here from everyone *sniff* *sniff* is that jealousy i smell? i think so.

 

[derek]

^hits the nail on the head. If i was jack tho, i could never fulfil my dream of one day penetrating kelly.

 

[neal]

but you wouldnt need to becuase youd already be rich and banging models all day and eating OC all night. my hero.

 

[derek]

^ good point.

 

[Tee]

you really look great and don't actually look like Jack at all.
(I have to be honest and say though that I never thought Jack could look so good. :zombie: )

 

[MorgulLordofShadows]

Jack is starting to look a little like Pete Jackson.... not much, but a little