James Berry Will Teach You Guitar!

Living in my rural Jamaican village, I learned to read the Bible before I was four years old and often had an audience of my mother’s friends. At school I received good marks for my composition work and was praised for my use of English, generally.
 
Creole is cool because of all languages on the face of the earth, it's the one that sounds the most like you're trying to make fun of retarded people.

Sayin'.

(did I pull off the "sayin'"??)