Jay Cutler vs. Jay Cutler (warning: BigDave-ish thread)

[Life Sucks]

Who do you think would win in a fight: Jay Cutler Mr Olympia, or Jay Cutler quarterback for the Denver Broncos? I know this is a stupid thread, but my friends and I were discussing this last night whilst drinking some beers. Personally, I'll have to go with Mr. Olympia.

Please don't close this, this is the correct forum for stupid and silly threads like this.

 

[False Joe]

I don't know, but I do know yo momma would suck them both off for a biscuit.

 

[Satanstoenail]

This thread is wacky and/or zany

 

[Life Sucks]

^ I meant this thread to be stupid. Even I'm not serious all the time.

 

[cookiecutter]

Was it really necessary to post a mostly naked picture of a freakish looking man?

 

[Life Sucks]

Was it really necessary to post a mostly naked picture of a freakish looking man?

Well, competition pictures best show how fucking huge he is.

 

[Matt]

Cutler (the qb) is a fucking pussy. Every time he gets hit he's always bitching about how there should have been a penalty.

 

[seedofvengeance]

Like every QB?
The other guy probably has trouble moving, and is easily injured due to the copious amounts of steroids... I'll go with QB version.

 

[Onder]

I like his expression in the face. Like he knew he's in this thread and was like "yeah I'm winning pussies".

 

[Mort Divine]

I'd go with the QB - he'd have to be MUCH quicker on his feet than that abomination of a 'man.'

 

[waif]

I always wondered why these guys never wear shirts. Now I realize - it's because they don't make shirts that fit that bizarre physique.

 

[Vimana]

He looks like a mutant.

 

[seedofvengeance]

He's the Juggernaut, bitch.

 

[entanglement]

What are those under his armpits? humps?

 

[Life Sucks]

What are those under his armpits? humps?

Nothing. But those are his lats (back muscles) sticking out behind his armpits. His lats are freakishly huge.

 

[Vimana]

They're his lovely lady lumps.

 

[black blood]

My money is on the quarterback. Based on all the Bruce Lee movies I've seen, agility > strenghth.