Jeff Loomis Tribute video???

Jeff was killed in a bizarre gardening accident, sadly his greatest invention was the automatic lawnmower, it confused his blond hair for a patch of daisies, and well, he was torn in so many pieces, we tried to put him back together and all we got was some fat guy with brown hair in a frilly pirate shirt that eats donuts
 
Aw shit. Poor Jeff. Kids the world over would probably still sleep with the fat version though.

OMG!!!111LOOMIS111!!!HESHREDSLOLLLLLOLOOLLL!!!!111
 
Sentient 6 said:
Jeff was killed in a bizarre gardening accident, sadly his greatest invention was the automatic lawnmower, it confused his blond hair for a patch of daisies, and well, he was torn in so many pieces, we tried to put him back together and all we got was some fat guy with brown hair in a frilly pirate shirt that eats donuts

See why we wuv you?


R.I.P. loomi
 
Sentient 6 said:
Jeff was killed in a bizarre gardening accident, sadly his greatest invention was the automatic lawnmower, it confused his blond hair for a patch of daisies, and well, he was torn in so many pieces, we tried to put him back together and all we got was some fat guy with brown hair in a frilly pirate shirt that eats donuts

Oh shit, this is him huh?
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Sentient 6 said:
Jeff was killed in a bizarre gardening accident, sadly his greatest invention was the automatic lawnmower, it confused his blond hair for a patch of daisies, and well, he was torn in so many pieces, we tried to put him back together and all we got was some fat guy with brown hair in a frilly pirate shirt that eats donuts
Eeek, better watch what you say on here lest Blabbermouth write an article about it and cause a whole fake death rumor fiasco like the Beatles' "Paul is Dead" thing.