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Camel Spiders, unlike their cousins of prominence in the USA, are not poisonous at all, and also don't have webs or permenant homes. Instead, they rely entirely on stealth and speed to capture prey, which ranges from scorpions and other arthropods to lizards to small mammals. Also, despite their name, they are not actually spiders but are solifugids, which as you can tell by looking at those pics, kinda like a cross between a scorpions body with legs more akin to those on a spider.
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I had only heard of those before. Apparently they eat cartilage too, some people have awakened in the morning with chunks of nose missing. 
Given that, obviously camel spiders are very metal.
Given that, obviously camel spiders are very metal.
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Jailed murder suspect plucks out eye
And if your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out. It is better for you to enter the kingdom of God with one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into hell.
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SHERMAN, Texas (AP) -- A jailed man accused of killing and cutting out the hearts of his son, estranged wife and her daughter plucked out his own eye and then quoted from the Bible, officials said Tuesday.
Andre L. Thomas was in a county jail cell Friday night when he tore his eye out of its socket with his hands, said Grayson County Sheriff Keith Gary.
Thomas, 21, then quoted the verse Mark 9:47: "And if your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out. It is better for you to enter the kingdom of God with one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into hell
-- Bible verse Mark 9:47, quoted by the murder suspect
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SHERMAN, Texas (AP) -- A jailed man accused of killing and cutting out the hearts of his son, estranged wife and her daughter plucked out his own eye and then quoted from the Bible, officials said Tuesday.
Andre L. Thomas was in a county jail cell Friday night when he tore his eye out of its socket with his hands, said Grayson County Sheriff Keith Gary.
Thomas, 21, then quoted the verse Mark 9:47: "And if your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out. It is better for you to enter the kingdom of God with one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into hell
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i have heard more untrue myths about camel spiders than about any other creature short of unicorns, so i would take the tales with a grain of salt.
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Foiled again!
http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mcamelspider.html
Pretty interesting stuff, I'd be pretty nervous if one of those things wandered into my tent.
http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mcamelspider.html
Pretty interesting stuff, I'd be pretty nervous if one of those things wandered into my tent.
Some people relate to Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ more than others, like the 23-year-old guy in Hartland, Maine, who recently nailed himself to a homemade cross. He called 911 when he realized he couldn't hammer the nail into the other hand and he needed help. He was hospitalized but not charged.
