John Petrucci's new look... good christ.
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HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA I haven't seen that yet.
He's probably trying to outdo satch's guitar god look, but he's failing.
that's funny hahahaha
He's probably trying to outdo satch's guitar god look, but he's failing.
that's funny hahahaha
Oh god that's horrible. I seriously thought for like 3 minutes it had to be a photoshop job. That's really bad, looks like a major mid-life crisis or something. He's supposed to be the non-fruity looking one among the trinity: Satch, Vai, Petrucci.
Still, I don't know if its technically as bad as when Portnoy got frosted tips. The sideburns are pretty bad though.
I'll just have to leave my contacts out when I see them on September 5th I guess.
Still, I don't know if its technically as bad as when Portnoy got frosted tips. The sideburns are pretty bad though.
I'll just have to leave my contacts out when I see them on September 5th I guess.
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...........sadness overcomes teh Mah for she is sad her Guitar Hero looks oh so faggoty....WHY PETRUCCI! WHHHHYYYY!!!
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satch is way cooler then petrucci
yeah and i think satch has always been the the least gay of the three, well four might aswell include yngwie
yeah and i think satch has always been the the least gay of the three, well four might aswell include yngwie
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Stealer of Dreams said:He's showing a strong resemblence to Seth Green.
More like Brian Austin Green ( of 90210 fame )
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Lies and Perfidy
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Wait...you just NOW figured out that a member of Dream Theater is gay?
He DOES look like Seth Green. Bwahahahahhah
He DOES look like Seth Green. Bwahahahahhah
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Ok, lets get this straight. I don't care what Petrucci is wearing, he is still one of THE best guitarists around today. You're right, Satch doesn't look gay, he's just not worth looking at. Listening maybe, but he's the most boring guitar performer ever live. And he constantly looks like he's masterbating. And not in a cool guitar wanky, but in a literally jacking off on stage way.
Yngwie. Fat. The man is so fat I can't look at him and think anything else but: Goddamn that's a big fat ass! And he's gayer than the new petrucci look (frilly shirts, big long overcoats over his fat ass on stage, the man must sweat gallons every night).
Petrucci is still WINNAR.
Yngwie. Fat. The man is so fat I can't look at him and think anything else but: Goddamn that's a big fat ass! And he's gayer than the new petrucci look (frilly shirts, big long overcoats over his fat ass on stage, the man must sweat gallons every night).
Petrucci is still WINNAR.
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its actually not as bad as you're all making it out to be.
except the red streaks remind me of some [synonym for "Rob Halford"] in some [synonym for "Rob Halford"]-gy band that makes him look like a [synonym for "Rob Halford"].
except the red streaks remind me of some [synonym for "Rob Halford"] in some [synonym for "Rob Halford"]-gy band that makes him look like a [synonym for "Rob Halford"].
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