John tried to seduce me.

[heed the wizard]

thats right, he did, and let me tell you he is one smooth talker. i almost gave in to his charm. i was ( ) that close.

 

[christcrusher]

Uh oh...I might have to kick his ass for this one...hehe

 

[Patric]

hahah just kick mine at least i'd enjoy it

 

[heed the wizard]

Uh oh...I might have to kick his ass for this one...hehe

Did he tell you about that little mishap yet? oh man, i hope he did, what a good time.

 

[VEHEMENCE]

Oh it was because good old Mugatoo stole Meshells AIM screen name, and it is very similar, and I typed to your ass instead.

 

[heed the wizard]

You make it sound so cheap and tawdry, what about the passion? Really, John, must we continue with this charade?

 

[The8thPlague]

John you dirty lil' man.

 

[FuckYouIWantToDie]

ah man, what the fuck is goin on here?!?

 

[christcrusher]

OH, well that dude stole my christcrusher SCREEN NAME and made it his own and shit, so John thought it was me when he was talking on AIM, and it was this other dude...which is all kinda weird and confusing to begin with. Let's get this straight, I SEDUCE HIM!

 

[FuckYouIWantToDie]

haha, thats some good shit

 

[christcrusher]

I know my name is fucking the greatest! But, that is lame to take someone else's.

 

[heed the wizard]

I know my name is fucking the greatest! But, that is lame to take someone else's.

whoa, hey, no need to get all feisty, does the term, "best thy serpent song ever" mean anything to you? I made that screen name before i knew this message board existed. then i used another for a while, then i went back. sorry, sister, the only thing i'm guilty of is ripping off a band. so, lets keep it friendly here.

 

[christcrusher]

HEY HEED...I meant no harm buddy! It is all good that you love THY SERPENT that fucking much, I happen to enjoy the band, but also just happen to love the fucking statement that is "Christ Crusher." It is so damn excellent ain't it? Anyway, I am drunk...One to many margaritas, yeeheeeeee!


cheers

 

[heed the wizard]

thy serpent really rules it up! so, what i'm thinking, is us two christ crushers team up like a batman and robin on acid, two jesus hating hippie bashing kids on the prowl, what do you say? ha ha ha.

margaritas eh? awesome, i used to mix a mean margarita back in my prime, now i'm just a pussy that drinks smirnoff. laugh if you must.