John Zorn...

[inkybmistro]

makes saxaphones so silly! All i know is I put on The Art of Memory today and giggled myself stupid. What is he like?

 

[xfer]

uhhh you know he posts here, right?

 

[Nut Butter]

He's like a mouthful of cotton candy, the sweetest guy around!
If you can, give a listen to Ganryu Island. No sax but a bunch o'silly reeds and an even sillier shamisen! Top!

 

[FalseTodd]

his fingernails are 48 inches long and razor sharp
he sleeps inside a WWII artillery shell
he's a stonecutter

 

[avi]

every time I've seen him, he's wearing tzit tzit and camo pants

 

[FalseTodd]

those fucking pants

 

[avi]

I've seen various different camos on him fwiw

 

[FuSoYa]

cow pants

 

[azal]

does he have the neon red and green ones?

alien camo.

 

[inkybmistro]

does john zorn really wear cowpants!?

 

[Nut Butter]

Sometimes, not often mind you, Zorn will wear purple pants:

And notice the blue and red socks. As everyone knows, blue+red=purple... You know that was planned. Nothing is ever incidental with Zorn.

 

[Nut Butter]

These are almost cow-like...

 

[S4R]

the saxaphones on the painkiller albums are like intensity in ten cities.

 

[FalseTodd]

didja hear about the fire at the circus