Johnny Rotten: My New Hero

When Eric Clapton was made Commander of the Order of the British Empire last month, he joined an elite group of British rockers, including Sting, Ray Davies and David Gilmour, who have received the royal honor. Generally awarded to scientists, civil servants and journalists, the CBE is one step below knight, which allows Paul McCartney, Mick Jagger and Elton John to use "Sir" in front of their names. Considered the ultimate stamps of approval by high society, these citations haven't always been received well in the rock world. When Jagger was knighted last year, Keith Richards said he reacted with "cold, cold rage," and, if offered a knighthood, he would "tell them where they could put it." David Bowie refused his CBE in 2000. Following the ceremony, Clapton said, "As a kid, I would not have been able to accept this. I was against the establishment. Now I have grown up -- I really think it is an important thing to be able to set an example of some kind."

The betting experts at William Hill Bookmakers, a British firm that puts odds on everything from horse races to U.S. presidential elections, predict which rock stars are likely to follow in the footsteps of Sir Mick and Commander Clapton in the next decade.

Rod Stewart
Odds: 4 to 6
"He's proved himself at the highest level of rock music over a good long period," says firm spokesman Graham Sharpe.
(This Sharpe poofter obviously never heard any of Rod's 80's albums)


Ringo Starr
Odds: even money
"Frankly, we were amazed he didn't have a CBE or higher honor already."
(you get this award for keeping a steady backbeat??)


Charlie Watts
2 to 1
"He's conducted himself in a dignified manner throughout the Stones' career."
(you get this award for keeping a steady backbeat??)


George Michael
Odds: 4 to 1
"He's suggesting he's going to give all future royalties to charity. But there are a few black marks."
(the black marks left by a leather strap wielded by his rough trade buddies)


Bono
Odds: 8 to 1
"He hasn't always been pro-government. And his Irish background could well not help his chances."
(British anti-gaelic prejudice raises its ugly head again :lol: )


John Lydon (a.k.a. Johnny Rotten)
Odds: 50 to 1
"Not a chance!" :headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang:
 
I'm totally feeling the hate because I just got my
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London Calling tee in the mail. one of the classic albums of ALL TIME.
 
lizard said:
I mean, Charlie and Ringo were great at what they did....keep a steady beat and lay down some nice fills once in a while...but jesus, has the Empire sunk this low?
Well, they're good boys representing Queen and country. This has nothing to do with talent, obviously. I mean, do you think if Keith Moon were still alive that he'd be in that list? :tickled:

I'd rather see Steve Harris in there more than anyone else. He not only keeps the flag of metal flying, but does so very much under a British banner...he's also respected from both the underground and mainstream.

I mean, come on, if George Michael is at 4 to 1.... :err:
 
I know! I was going to mention Pete Townsend, but then forgot about all that kiddy porn they found on his hard drive..."it was for research"...hmm, yeah.