joint survey filled out by Will and Laura via the phone through MySpace

Will Bozarth

Everlasting Godstopper
Jan 26, 2002
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joint survey filled out by W and L
W. H O . W A S . T H E . L A S T . P E R S O N(s) . T H A T?

1. You hung out wit?!?
W. Tyler, Dan, and Russell
L. Johnetta, Tiara

2. Rode in a car with?
W. mother
L. parents and luggage because my luggage is people.

3. Went to the movies with?
W. Andrew
L. Matt

4. You went to the mall with?
W. Mike and Matt
L. Probably with Amy

6. You talked on the phone to?:
W. Laura
L. Will

7. Made you laugh?
W. Laura
L. Will


W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?

1. Pierce your nose or tongue?:
W. neither
L. nose

2. Be serious or be funny?
W. both at the same time
L. depends on who I'm with

3. Drink whole or skim milk?:
W. whole
L. neither

4. Die in a fire or drown?:
W. drown, because gettin burnt SUCKS
L. I'm thinking die in a fire because I'm scared of the ocean

5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?:
W. parents
L. parents


A N S W E R . T R U T H F U L L Y.

1. Do you like anyone?:
W. perhaps
L. I like everybody unless I hate them

D O . Y O U . P R E F E R.

1. Sun or moon?:
W. moon
L. Jupiter

2. winter or fall?
W. fall, because I do that alot.
L. also fall, because I am pushing Will down the stairs

3. left or right?
W. left
L. same!

4. 10 acquaintances or two best friends?:
W. If I can trust the 10 more than the 2, than 10, but if I can't trust any of them, then none, but if I can trust the 2 more than the 10, than the 2, etc, etc, etc
L. sleep!

5. Sunny or rainy?:
W. Rainy if I am inside, and sunny if I am inside
L. Nuclear winter

6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?:
W. Chocolate, because Vanilla is for gays.
L. not Vanilla Ice

A B O U T . Y O U.

1. What time is it?:
W. 6:35
L. Because Pittsburgh is 6 hours behind New Jersey, 6:35

2. First Name?:
W. Count
L. Fishy

3. What do you want to do?:
W. Go to Pittsburgh
L. Will

4. Where do you wanna live?
W. Deep in the caves of Norway
L. sleep

5. How many kids do you want?:
W. At complete maximum, one, simply so I can continue my awesome last name.
L. No thanks, I already had dinner.

6. You want to get married?:
W. Some day
L. sleep!

8. Are you double jointed?
W. Even though It may not seem that way, I do have more than one flexible joint
L. Only in ways you can find out if you pay me.

10. Can you cross your eyes?
W. Never say cross around me, it gives me baaaad flashbacks.
L. If I take them out of my head.

11. Do you make your bed daily?
W. No, my bed was made before I bought it.
L. My bed is a transformer, it makes itself

R A N D O M.

1. Which shoe goes on first?:
W. The one that doesn't hit the ball too far.
L. I can't think of a funny answer to this, but I never keep track of which shoe goes on first

2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone?
W. Not that I know of.
L. No, but I have thrown someone at a shoe.

3. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
W. Twirl, for the win
L. I make my spaghetti into mini nooses for my garlic bread

2. Have you ever eaten Spam?:
W. Yes, and I downloaded a stomach virus.
L. No, because child flesh is much more healthy

3. Favorite ice cream?:
W. Chocolate
L. Will Bozarth

4. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet?
W. Do you actually expect me to get up and look for this stupid survey?
L. My dorn has no cabinets

5. Do you cook?:
W. I grill
L. No

6. current mood?
W. Content and amused.
L. same

IN . THE. LAST. 48 HOURS. HAVE. YOU.

1. Bought something:
W. Yes, a Sanctuary shirt for $60, deoterant that was confiscated at the airport, annnnd I dunno
L. 2 bottles of orange juice at rite aid

2. Sang?
W. Yes
L. No

3. Been hugged:
W. No *sniff sniff*
L. No *sniff sniff* hahaha, we cut ourselves to sleep

4. Felt stupid:
W. Yes
L. Indeed

5. Missed someone:
W. Yes.
L. Yes

6. Danced Crazy:
W. Yes, and wouldn't it be "crazily"?
L. No, because 49 hours ago I lost my legs.


7. Gotten your hair cut?
W. No, duh
L. No, because my hair is so emo it cuts itself and it's better than your lawn.

8. Cried:
W. No
L. No

9. Lied:
W. No
L. I'm a man.

10. been kissed:
W. No
L. Also, no

. S T U F F .

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
W. No
L. No

3. When's the last time you've been sledding?
W. Many many years ago, but they since put up a development in the place that I once sledededededededed
L. No

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
W. I sleep with myself every night, but it would be nice to sleep with someone else for a change.
L. Will Bozarth

5. Do you believe in ghosts?
W. Yes
L. I am a man ghost.

6. Do you consider yourself creative?
W. Perhaps, I'm just the vocalist and lyricist in a band
L. I'd certainly hope so, otherwise I'd be wasting alot of my parents' money.
 
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1. You hung out wit?!?


2. Rode in a car with?


3. Went to the movies with?


4. You went to the mall with?


6. You talked on the phone to?:


7. Made you laugh?

L. Will


W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?

1. Pierce your nose or tongue?:
W. neither


2. Be serious or be funny?

L. depends on who I'm with

3. Drink whole or skim milk?:
W. whole


4. Die in a fire or drown?:
W. drown, because gettin burnt SUCKS


5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?:
W. parents
L. parents


A N S W E R . T R U T H F U L L Y.

1. Do you like anyone?:

L. I like everybody unless I hate them

D O . Y O U . P R E F E R.

1. Sun or moon?:
W. moon


2. winter or fall?
W. fall, because I do that alot.


3. left or right?
W. left


4. 10 acquaintances or two best friends?:

L. sleep!

5. Sunny or rainy?:
W. Rainy if I am inside, and sunny if I am inside


6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?:

L. not Vanilla Ice

A B O U T . Y O U.

1. What time is it?:


2. First Name?:


3. What do you want to do?:

L. Will

4. Where do you wanna live?
W. Deep in the caves of Norway


5. How many kids do you want?:


6. You want to get married?:

L. sleep!

8. Are you double jointed?
W. Even though It may not seem that way, I do have more than one flexible joint

10. Can you cross your eyes?

L. If I take them out of my head.

11. Do you make your bed daily?
W. No, my bed was made before I bought it.


R A N D O M.

1. Which shoe goes on first?:

L. I can't think of a funny answer to this, but I never keep track of which shoe goes on first

2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone?
W. Not that I know of.


3. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
W. Twirl, for the win


2. Have you ever eaten Spam?:

L. No, because child flesh is much more healthy

3. Favorite ice cream?:

L. Will Bozarth

4. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet?
W. Do you actually expect me to get up and look for this stupid survey?

5. Do you cook?:

L. No

6. current mood?
W. Content and amused.


IN . THE. LAST. 48 HOURS. HAVE. YOU.

1. Bought something:
W. Yes,

2. Sang?
W. Yes


3. Been hugged:
W. No *sniff sniff*


4. Felt stupid:
W. Yes


5. Missed someone:

6. Danced Crazy:
W. Yes, and wouldn't it be "crazily"?



7. Gotten your hair cut?
W. No


8. Cried:

9. Lied:
W. No


10. been kissed:
W. No

. S T U F F .

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
W. No


3. When's the last time you've been sledding?


4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?

L. Will Bozarth

5. Do you believe in ghosts?
L. I am a man ghost.

6. Do you consider yourself creative?
W. Perhaps,




Conlusion:

I think Will and I are more compatible than DNDS and I.

I am not gay!