Burning tire party?! Aww, that brings to mind one of my favourite memories!
Back like 12 years ago, when a landscaping friend of mine was burning up yard waste in his fire pit, another friend and I snuck a tire into the pit and threw all kinds of branches on top to disguise it. Whoa, that muthafucka went right up! My landscaper friend ran up and shouted, "Shit, what the fuck, man?! Why the fuck's it smoking so much?!"
We were laughing so hard, saying "Pine sap's a fuckin bitch!" He was saying "Smells like a fuckin tire, man!"
Then we pointed out he was burning mattresses and styrofoam coolers from an attic cleaning job the day before, and I said, "That shit probably melted and pooled at the bottom of the pit and it only burning up now." He rubbed his chin and nodded, saying "Fuckin A. That's probably what happened!"
Oh, good times! Good times back before Earth Day was a state-sponsored religion.
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