Just another test

[tooled]

You are a Mallcore Kid. You're into whatever the media presents as the heaviest thing going, mostly cause you're just too damn ignorant and comfortable to find anything else. You're rebellious and angry, though you're not quite sure why, and you like to piss off other people - to a point. Concerts (if you can afford the expensive tickets) rock, cause girls flash their tits and you can jump around and see your favorite nu-metal bands. The rest of the metal scene loathes you, and with good reason, you little turd. Listen to Black Sabbath for 24 hours straight, and then we can talk.

PLAH.. :Smug:

http://quizilla.com/users/PyrusofDreams/quizzes/What%20Kind%20of%20Metalhead%20Are%20You%3F

 

[Torgoth]

You are a Black Metal KVLTist. Black metal is one of the most extreme and advanced forms of metal (or music in general), and you're damn proud of the fact that you have the balls and brains to listen to it. As a matter of fact, it may very well be the only thing you listen to - everything else seems to lose its charm (though that's not the case with everyone). The whole concept of concerts doesn't excite you much - the music sounds just as good on CD, after all, and there's too many morons stumbling around at shows. You're just not a people person; other metalheads respct you to a degree but think you're kind of a dick (and often a racist fucker). You don't really care what they think, of course - you know you're better.

 

[nevershine]

You are a Prog Metal Fan. Progressive metal, innovative stuff that transcends the boundaries of standard heavy metal, is what it's all about for you. The more intricate and difficult to play, the better, and generic, simplistic stuff just turns your stomach. You have a chance to hear even more innovations and stunning musical ability at shows. Your elitist attitudes rub soe people the wrong way - they call you pretentious, a snob, a wanker. But you know they're just jealous because they don't understand it.

 

[tooled]

wanker

 

[Horza]

My words exactly.

You are a True Metalhead. You dig the classic music and the classic lifestyle. As metalheads go, you're pretty open-minded in terms of music and lyrics; if it rocks, then you'll listen to it. Concerts are the pinnacle of the metal experience, though sometimes they get a little too crazy. You generally respect everybody else, but as far as you're concerned, they all wish they were Priest or Maiden.

For some reason that cracked me up.

 

[DotNoir]

You are a Prog Metal Fan. Progressive metal, innovative stuff that transcends the boundaries of standard heavy metal, is what it's all about for you. The more intricate and difficult to play, the better, and generic, simplistic stuff just turns your stomach. You have a chance to hear even more innovations and stunning musical ability at shows. Your elitist attitudes rub soe people the wrong way - they call you pretentious, a snob, a wanker. But you know they're just jealous because they don't understand it.

hahahah... this is so narrow test

 

[Horza]

Wanker.

 

[DotNoir]

yes?

 

[Dead_Lioness]

ive taken that test already and im a....THRASHER!

 

[Mazah]

You are a Prog Metal Fan. Progressive metal, innovative stuff that transcends the boundaries of standard heavy metal, is what it's all about for you. The more intricate and difficult to play, the better, and generic, simplistic stuff just turns your stomach. You have a chance to hear even more innovations and stunning musical ability at shows. Your elitist attitudes rub soe people the wrong way - they call you pretentious, a snob, a wanker. But you know they're just jealous because they don't understand it.

Same...

 

[lumitalvi]

I was a true metalhead when I took the test while back.

 

[~Zeanra~]

Done that aswell - Death Metal Psycho

 

[Spike]

True Metal Head Here

 

[Ziller]

:-D

"You are a Glam Rocker. What you like is the hedonistic, hard-partying hair metal of the 80s - it's a form of music that's often dismissed as idiotic, pussified, and coporate, but you don't give a shit what others think. You're all about three things - rocking out, partying hard, and getting laid. And what better place to do all three than a concert? The rest of the metal scene at best patronizingly tolerates you; at worst they loathe you and mock you, abuse you, and (GASP) muss your hair at every opportunity. But again, you don't give a shit - you're having fun. That's what it's all about.

 

[Rusty]

Prog metal fan. *dislikes prog metal*

 

[tooled]

idiot?

 

[Rusty]

So if you're a "progmetal fag" who dislikes prometal,
what does it make of you then?

Your new "special" best friend??

 

[Mazah]

Fuck. Maybe i'll go fuckin drunk driving soon... did it already last night. And by the way: this test sucks!!! This is propably the most narrow minded test i've ever seen. Didn't care to mention before but i'm fucked up right now...

 

[Orchid]

True Metalhead.
Roight.

 

[Ziller]

Fuck. Maybe i'll go fuckin drunk driving soon... did it already last night.

You go, guy! Hit a lamp post or a bridge support for me, willya? :>