Jwefro Attack!!!!!

[Lies and Perfidy]

M NA IS A m so fycking drunk right hnow.

oh ufcjk. my douchebag sinfer justhsaid he posted as my name bunhbc.h Assbugges/.

hahah I don't know wherr he fuck assbuggle singers came fro, aain. I don't kp5r ehjay the guck I', snauing.

People are laughing at me. a lot .Assholkes! I'veh ad a bnuch of thgouhts....shots...my band SEAN YOU SUDCHE BAGMY SISNTER'S IN WAYSHINGTON~ DON'T RAPE HER!

Hreen apple vodka...I need booze. WAitno I didn't, I ha've had before I'm fuckign hop. Up.

DYDE YSE A PEN. sgu up japster you're mkaing me type weird shit . WHAT THE UCKA RE OYU DOING.

I'm gone. A maretto, green aple vodka,m wihdkry, . aaaaah , the'yre thrateninf o cut off the jewfro@!@!!!!!!!!

drunken mesage.s correct casey.
Oh me man this is gonna be hard ot read in the mornomg. SHIT UP CASEY.

I'm doe now, I ca't stoip. sorrow.,

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Sorry, JASPER. Your name isn't japster. ym bad. cukcug ass rob is being weidd and seaqn bassed out nad I sewaer to god Casey & his g/f amanda are making out wharright behind ihm OH GOD WE'RE FUCKED UP

 

[Chromatose]

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

excellent

 

[Will Bozarth]

hahhahaahah

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

I Love Amarreto.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

The Hebrew Hammered

 

[Captain Beard]

In other news...

Glenn: I wrote a program that took up 94% of my cpu and didn't even workl.
NL_Capone: Ha!
NL_Capone: Windows!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

lets see... its 6 am now on a sunday, and i woke up because my head decided that its gonna hurt too much, so Pyrus, i hear ya buddy.

 

[Profanity]

Interesting thread.

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

great thread indeed!

 

[Profanity]

One of the best i've ever seen, let's try and keep it alive.

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

One of the best i've ever seen, let's try and keep it alive.

>> is that your LONGEST post ever?

 

[Profanity]

No

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Post-drinkenfest report: Fuckers drank almost all the amaretto while I was asleep, and didn't even touch the whiskey they bugged me to buy. Casey yarked all over the floor of my parents' room, then himself, and is now walking around in a bathrobe; Jasper's on his third beer this morning; Rob's decided to be the human caterpillar; MY HEAD IS BEING ATTACKED BY GREMLINS WITH SLEDGEHAMMERS.

Gotta do this again.

 

[Brett]

M NA IS A m so fycking drunk right hnow.

oh ufcjk. my douchebag sinfer justhsaid he posted as my name bunhbc.h Assbugges/.

hahah I don't know wherr he fuck assbuggle singers came fro, aain. I don't kp5r ehjay the guck I', snauing.

People are laughing at me. a lot .Assholkes! I'veh ad a bnuch of thgouhts....shots...my band SEAN YOU SUDCHE BAGMY SISNTER'S IN WAYSHINGTON~ DON'T RAPE HER!

Hreen apple vodka...I need booze. WAitno I didn't, I ha've had before I'm fuckign hop. Up.

DYDE YSE A PEN. sgu up japster you're mkaing me type weird shit . WHAT THE UCKA RE OYU DOING.

I'm gone. A maretto, green aple vodka,m wihdkry, . aaaaah , the'yre thrateninf o cut off the jewfro@!@!!!!!!!!

drunken mesage.s correct casey.
Oh me man this is gonna be hard ot read in the mornomg. SHIT UP CASEY.

I'm doe now, I ca't stoip. sorrow.,

 

[DarkNoise]

I wanna get hammered now dammit!!!!

time to call up the gal with the booze... my booze... that thief...

 

[neal]

ah, to be young!
-neal

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

My kitchen right now: 3 days worth of dirty dishes, 24 cans of Old Milwaukee, two empty vodka bottles, leftover mac & cheese spilled on the floor, and two handle bottles of whiskey and one 40 oz. bottle of amaretto that I gotta hide somewhere before Wednesday.

PARTY CENTRAL!

 

[Tee]

you decadent artist (poet, playwrite, novelist...... )