KD rumors

[rachmiel]

are there any?

 

[lizard]

we could start some.

(AP) Kayo Dot's upcoming fall tour of the US is due to feature several high profile guest vocalists in selected locations.

Michael Jackson, in a bid for artistic credibility, will be joining the Robotic Empire Octet for several California gigs.

 

[xfer]

kayo dot's greg massi will be flying to serbia to join former members of iron maiden in money-making ventures

 

[lizard]

Robotic Empire has announced plans today for a joint venture with ABC television to feature the band Kayo Dot in a reality television series.

 

[FrostGiant]

Toby Driver to team up with Mikael Akerfeldt on new project entitled Kayopeth.

 

[lizard]

haha win.

 

[avi]

New Kayo Dot album said to be in more of a "power-metal meets metalcore" vein

 

[avi]

Greg Massi will no longer play riffs, instead he'll just solo non-stop

 

[avi]

new drummer is actually a roland 808

 

[lizard]

Greg Massi, guitarist for the band Kayo Dot, was released from custody today after being detained following a disturbance in a Kansas City Denny's restaraunt. Witnesses claim Massi became abusive and began shouting, "You've unleashed the fooking furrrry!!!" when a waitress refused his request for a second piece of banana cream pie.

 

[mindspell]

#1 fan Alex Driver is gay

 

[lizard]

haha

Toby Driver held a press conference today to emphatically deny that his brother's metrosexuality had had any influence over Kayo Dot's second CD.

 

[mindspell]

KD and Robotic Empire are curently in talks with Warner for the rights of a documentary depicting the writing and recording of KD's new album complete with sessions with a psychiatrist. In one of the sessions we can see former drummer Sam and the Roland 808 going at it with the drum machine finally cracking down in a weeping timbale solo...

 

[FrostGiant]

Alex Driver arrested for public urination at Raelian Human Rights rally in California.

 

[Astral Poetry]

KD trumpet and euphonium player Forbes Graham was recently sighted hunting the endangered California Condor.

 

[NAD]

Kayo Dot is made of people! PEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOPLE!!!!!!!!!

 

[FuSoYa]

here are some real ones that i've heard:

1) we hate the metal scene and everyone in it

2) i did vocals on the new time of orchids album

3) mia and i are dating (???)

 

[FrostGiant]

Wait, you and Greg are dating?!?

 

[xfer]

one night during a band brawl, guitarist nick kyte was murdered and his body buried in the las vegas desert.

 

[kleo706]

Kayo Dot Fall Tour Cancelled; Black Dwarf Revealed
According to a Boston, Massachusetts area student-teacher who spoke under conditions of anonymnity, Kayo Dot have cancelled their fall tour so Tobias Driver can fill in for Mike Wead on Candlemass' upcoming US tour.
"Not too many people know this," said the snake-stroking academic, "but 'Black Dwarf' is Messiah's nickname for Toby. When my br . . . er Mr. Driver would go the Marcolin estate every summer, they would get drunk on cheap wine and play manhunt under cover of darkness. Since Toby would always slip past Messiah by running between his legs whilst wearing dark clothes when the inevitable fit of extreme over-emoting took place, they started calling Toby the black dwarf."
Said source was promptly bit on the johnson by a black widow and died prior to elaborating.