My girlfriend's roomate (who went out with the guy from Good Charlotte for a hot minute I think) works at this club in DC that's partially owned by Dave Grohl. Well, anyway, they just booked Kelly Osbourne for next month and she's gonna get me on the guest list along with after show parties and shit and I was wondering if I should bake a cake that reads "Tell your mommy to book Anthrax" on it and shoving it in her fat face as a joke. I'd have to build up some serious balls for that considering the legal consequences.