> KENNY THE ROOSTER
>
> This farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks badly.
> So, he goes down the road to the next farm and asks if they have a rooster
> that they would sell.
>
> The other farmer says, "Yes, I've got this great rooster, named Kenny. He'll
> service every chicken you've got, no problem."
>
> Trouble is, Kenny the rooster costs £3,000, a lot of money, but the Farmer
> decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Kenny.
>
> The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in the barnyard, but first he
> gave the rooster a pep talk. "I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a
> lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money.
> Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. So,take your time and Have
> some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle.
>
> Kenny seems to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house and
> Kenny takes off like a shot. WHAM! Kenny nails every hen in the hen house -
> three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked.
>
> After that, the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen and, sure enough,
> Kenny is in there.
>
> Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock of geese down by the lake. Once
> again - WHAM! - All the geese get it.
>
> By sunset he sees Kenny out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants.
>
> The farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive rooster won't even
> last the night.
>
> Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next morning to find
> Kenny on his back out in the middle of the yard, mouth open, tongue hanging
> out and both feet sticking straight up in the air with Buzzards circling
> overhead.
>
> The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colourful and expensive animal,
> shakes his head and says, "Oh, Kenny, I told you to pace yourself. I tried
> to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself."
>
> Kenny slowly opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky
> above and says,
>
> "Shut it, you're scarrin the fanny away."
>
> This farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks badly.
> So, he goes down the road to the next farm and asks if they have a rooster
> that they would sell.
>
> The other farmer says, "Yes, I've got this great rooster, named Kenny. He'll
> service every chicken you've got, no problem."
>
> Trouble is, Kenny the rooster costs £3,000, a lot of money, but the Farmer
> decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Kenny.
>
> The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in the barnyard, but first he
> gave the rooster a pep talk. "I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a
> lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money.
> Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. So,take your time and Have
> some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle.
>
> Kenny seems to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house and
> Kenny takes off like a shot. WHAM! Kenny nails every hen in the hen house -
> three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked.
>
> After that, the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen and, sure enough,
> Kenny is in there.
>
> Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock of geese down by the lake. Once
> again - WHAM! - All the geese get it.
>
> By sunset he sees Kenny out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants.
>
> The farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive rooster won't even
> last the night.
>
> Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next morning to find
> Kenny on his back out in the middle of the yard, mouth open, tongue hanging
> out and both feet sticking straight up in the air with Buzzards circling
> overhead.
>
> The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colourful and expensive animal,
> shakes his head and says, "Oh, Kenny, I told you to pace yourself. I tried
> to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself."
>
> Kenny slowly opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky
> above and says,
>
> "Shut it, you're scarrin the fanny away."
