Kitty Picture

[exciar28]

pretty...

and someone mimicked it...

 

[lizard]

red Xs!
so I am left to speculate
were they Korean kittens?

 

[minxnim]

cute!

 

[xfer]

adorable!

i had an arrow picture of me doing that! or two! or three! i can't find them online, though.

 

[minxnim]

freddy would totally NOT be down with any head squishing

 

[goatschool]

if you stare at that second pic long enough, you could be fooled into imagining some dude fighting a baby chinese dragon.

 

[Ominous Luminous]

Why are you trying to choke your kitty to death?

 

[xfer]

okay, see, those pictures LOOK like choking/head squishing, but i think what they actually are is when you stroke your kitty with your hand in a cup shape, you pull back their ears and whiskers briefly, which distends their entire face and for a moment makes them look like they're taking Gs in the cockpit of an F-16. it doesn't hurt them!

 

[mindspell]

Listen to xfer, he has vast experience in torturing cats, he knows about these things...

 

[inkybmistro]

i do it to my cat sometimes. the top one looks like a person.

 

[lizard]

kitties loooooooooooove having their jowls scratched!

 

[xfer]

ugh cats with jowls are so gross! i don't think i've ever touched one nor do i want to!

 

[lizard]

well I don't mean big hangy jowls, I just mean their jawbones.

 

[FalseTodd]

i used to do that to my cats - hold their ears back, look in them in the eyes and say

(whispered)
muuurrrrrdererrrrrr

 

[goatschool]

teheh falsetodd

that used to be a scene from the perspective of the shit inside my bathtub every morning*

**







* insiders and old-time MOTW board readers will understand that reference






** fuck you

 

[xfer]

yes, that came out of October, a long time ago.

 

[chupe666]

that second footnote hurt.