Ladies and Gentlemen, I have an announcement to make...

[Tide In Mind Out]

["I'M FULLLLLLLLL!!!"]

 

[Chromatose]

I ate a gross fake crab sandwich for lunch, IT WAS FULL OF PIMENTOS (i think that's what the grossness was from)

and the whole reason I went to the grocery store was to buy fingernail clippers because my nails are annoying me!!

.. but they were sold out of every single one.

 

[E-bortion]

I ate a gross fake crab sandwich for lunch, IT WAS FULL OF PIMENTOS (i think that's what the grossness was from)

and the whole reason I went to the grocery store was to buy fingernail clippers because my nails are annoying me!!

.. but they were sold out of every single one.

man, its hurricane season, you never know when youll need a pair. people are stockin up.

 

[Reign in Acai]

I had a jack Daniels bbq chicken sandwich, waffle fries doused in ketchup, and a serving of NAKED.

Twas a feast.

 

[Chromatose]

the tags on the shelves listed about 5 different varities, and that wasn't even counting the area with "nail scissors" (also out)

yet there was an abundance of "toenail clippers," which I would not opt for, as they are not a suitable replacement AT ALL

 

[Sadguru]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I have an announcement to make...

Ensemble Orphique is releasing their debut album next year. Bow down.

 

[Chromatose]

5 star to 1 star via a single post

 

[lizard]

I have to go to the hardware store to make copies of my new car's keys. I'll check out their nail clipper section

 

[Sadguru]

5 star to 1 star via a single post

 

[lurch70]

["I'M FULLLLLLLLL!!!"]

thought you were going to announce your engagement

 

[lurch70]

I have to go to the hardware store to make copies of my new car's keys. I'll check out their nail clipper section

what's the new car?

 

[lizard]

this mack daddy 92 lincoln town car.

parked symbolically in front of a row of dumpsters

 

[Krilons Resa]

thought you were going to announce your engagement

For some reason, I thought the same thing.


I just mowed down a Roast Beef & Pepperjack cheese sandwich on stoneground wheat mofo.

 

[Krilons Resa]

this mack daddy 92 lincoln town car.

Dude, I hope that car came with a tophat, goldchain, cane, and a pair of fishbowl sole shoes.

 

[lizard]

I'm going to pick up Tully and then we're headed over to the marina

 

[Reign in Acai]

this mack daddy 92 lincoln town car.

parked symbolically in front of a row of dumpsters

Are you sure it isn't the pickup to the right of it?

 

[Krilons Resa]

That is fucking hhilarious!!

 

[lizard]

this thread can only be capped by the process reaching its ultimate conclusion, i.e., a nice satisfying bowel movement.

 

[Chromatose]

this thread can only be capped by the process reaching its ultimate conclusion, i.e., a nice satisfying bowel movement.

well then, mission accomplished , for me anyway

 

[Krilons Resa]

I've been blowing off bowel aromas all day due to a night of drinking.