last night I slept in six states

[xfer]

SC, NC, VA, DE, MA, NJ

plus a nap in NY this afternoon

basically I didn't get a bed last night and I have to work tomorrow and I'm tarrrrddd.

 

[gekko]

you're a tard?

 

[gekko]

yay, immature responses!

 

[The Dope]

Why didn't you sleep through Maryland at all?

 

[The Dope]

Unless by MA you meant MD, in which case I'm still confused by the order of those states, but it makes more sense than Massachusetts.

 

[0sm0se]

Perhaps he has taken to my view of the united states where poorly shaped states that serve little purpose besides having old bay seasoning do not exist. Fuck Maryland.

 

[xfer]

oops i meant MD

 

[FalseTodd]

You got the order of the nation's most forgettable states backwards, big whoop

 

[The Dope]

I preferred imagining that you hit a huge ramp going really fast on the southern bank of the Potomac and rocketed 80-plus miles through the air over the entire state of Maryland and touched down again in Delaware. All without waking up.

 

[FalseTodd]

best things about Delaware are the following road signs:

"HOME OF TAX-FREE SHOPPING"

immediately followed by

"BRIDGE TOLL: $4"

 

[xfer]

delaware is a POS state that only exists as a tax shelter for credit card companies.

and it extorts you with huge tolls as you pass through from philly to DC, as if to say "hey, this is the only way to make an impact on your memory"

 

[FrostGiant]

I've slept above 6 different states in one day before.

 

[xfer]

this isn't a pissing contest sports boy!

 

[0sm0se]

Also, delaware loves to give out speeding tickets. The limit drops on 95 the second you enter the state as if to say "Oh no you don't, we're gonna try to keep you here until you NEED to indulge in our tax-free shopping."

 

[FrostGiant]

Hi, I'm in Delaware.

 

[Astral Poetry]

pffft, slut

 

[S4R]

try doing this out west, that's an accomplishment.

 

[Josh Seipp]

you were in MD on my birthday and didn't stop in to say hi!? you are a JERK.

 

[xfer]

it was like 5:30 am and we were aching to get home!

to be fair toby kept bugging my parents to "go into baltimore! go into baltimore!" but i suspect that was more for a good breakfast than your birthday.