Lentish Blasphemy.

Reverand Joint Smoker

too much magic bus
Mar 8, 2003
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Schedule.

Wake up, have some sex then brush teeth with gravy. Wipe ass with assorted pages from the bible. Though the koran would come first if I could find one.

Breakfast: steaming cup of beef gravy, possibly with whip cream and a cherry.

Eggs cooked with lard, toast and a pound of bacon.


Lunch: Undercooked bloody steak cut with my upside down cross knife I bought at that shit hole club somewhere in Jersey.


Dinner: Possibly roll around in raw ground beef on a church lawn somewhere screaming lines from the exorcist.
 
eh... i work, and then might just drink a lot before the dinner at my aunts', as i'd usually drink before any religion-related family event i went to when i was 17 and feel like bringing back the tradition after the 32ish hrs i'm gonna be working from friday to sunday.
 
Schedule.

Wake up, have some sex then brush teeth with gravy. Wipe ass with assorted pages from the bible. Though the koran would come first if I could find one.

Breakfast: steaming cup of beef gravy, possibly with whip cream and a cherry.

Eggs cooked with lard, toast and a pound of bacon.


Lunch: Undercooked bloody steak cut with my upside down cross knife I bought at that shit hole club somewhere in Jersey.


Dinner: Possibly roll around in raw ground beef on a church lawn somewhere screaming lines from the exorcist.
sounds like a typical day for me