Lights Out condoms

[Strangelight]

I may possibly be getting Lights Out condoms printed and that. Do you think theres a demand for such a product?

 

[siderea]

are it the glow in the dark kinds?

 

[Dhatura]

Only if they're bus shelter condoms.

 

[Mick Moss]

They'll be flavoured. The first line of flavours will be ..


Erotic Spaghetti Hoops
Wanton Smoked Mackrel
Tempting Cod-Liver Oil
Sensual Garlic Bread

with a further four flavours for autumn.

With such sexy tastes to endow your partners tool with, it will be impossible to leave the bedroom for weeks.

enjoy ......

ahhhh

 

[Dora]

any voulteers needed for testing? LOL
i like garlic anyway.. "desprately seeking for a vampire fuck-buddy" to try.

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

garlic would make you walt-disney-steak-gob tho.

 

[Susie]

i think if they invented mars condoms or galaxy i be givin my man well more pleasure

 

[Strangelight]

ah Im not rich enough for flavoured ones yet. you could always make your own flavoured dips for them hehe


ooh galaxy..

 

[livingdead_girl]

any voulteers needed for testing? LOL
i like garlic anyway.. "desprately seeking for a vampire fuck-buddy" to try.

got my vampire honey.....mmmmm baby

 

[Mariner]

shit. i was finally clean

 

[Light]

It could be horrifyingly ironic

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

hey the pope said no condoms.

 

[Har*]

hey the pope said no condoms.

I was going to write that pope is an arsehole but I have no need to offend anyone. (though he is). I'm just going to say that he should know better.

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

the pope is wrong anyway. islam is the way.

 

[Strangelight]

hey the pope said no condoms.

I'll sprinkle Holy water on them and pierce the ends

 

[Strangelight]

the pope is wrong anyway. islam is the way.

when was Islam invented?

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

err first demos were recorded around years 570/600 if i remember well.

 

[Bambi]

that was the orignally line up tho, they sold out when they signed the major distribtuion deal.

pagansim kept it underground even if they were a little influenced by christianity at one stage

 

[Strangelight]

err first demos were recorded around years 570/600 if i remember well.

hahahaha! real god has been around way longer. Islam is the nu-metal of religion, where Catholicism is like Black Sabbath :Spin:

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

no way, they stayed true to their roots, not following the western trend, no compromise with the mainstream scene. christianity sold out proper way, adapting their songs to the labels boss's wishes, thats why theyre leading in the charts. paganism will never break through cause they dont release albums or even singles. theyd need a millions copy selling album with massive production like bible or koran.