do you have a hard-to-shop-for evangelical born-again pal/relative in your life? Well, fret no more!
http://www.misspoppy.com/
Unborn Baby Ornament - US Troop Model
fetal attractions troop ornament Protect our troops - from the womb to the war. What if the fetus you were going to abort would grow up to be a soldier bringing democracy to a godless dictatorship?
Plastic replica of an 11-12 week old fetus, 3" long, holding a firearm in its precious little hand, with an assortment of other military paraphernalia, encased in a translucent plastic ornament, with a patriotic yellow ribbon on top. Includes a metal ornament hanger. If only a womb were this safe, attractive and reasonably priced!
Show that you support the "culture of life" by buying and proudly displaying one of these patriotic unborn Americans.
Also available in a "Brown" model <http://www.misspoppy.com/catalog/img/products/fetal_attractions/black_soldier.jpg>
Note to the confused:This is a real product, from a real site. The product is a parody, of sorts, but it is also a real product - FOR SALE. This is a real store. <http://www.misspoppy.com/catalog/xcart/customer/help.php?section=about>
details
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weight 0.80 lbs
price: $ 14.95
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skin tone "white" "brown"
quantity 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
http://www.misspoppy.com/
Unborn Baby Ornament - US Troop Model
fetal attractions troop ornament Protect our troops - from the womb to the war. What if the fetus you were going to abort would grow up to be a soldier bringing democracy to a godless dictatorship?
Plastic replica of an 11-12 week old fetus, 3" long, holding a firearm in its precious little hand, with an assortment of other military paraphernalia, encased in a translucent plastic ornament, with a patriotic yellow ribbon on top. Includes a metal ornament hanger. If only a womb were this safe, attractive and reasonably priced!
Show that you support the "culture of life" by buying and proudly displaying one of these patriotic unborn Americans.
Also available in a "Brown" model <http://www.misspoppy.com/catalog/img/products/fetal_attractions/black_soldier.jpg>
Note to the confused:This is a real product, from a real site. The product is a parody, of sorts, but it is also a real product - FOR SALE. This is a real store. <http://www.misspoppy.com/catalog/xcart/customer/help.php?section=about>
details
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weight 0.80 lbs
price: $ 14.95
Options
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skin tone "white" "brown"
quantity 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
I need to get some of this junk...