LOL at Korn, allergic to headbanging

[lizard]

Korn's Davis Nearly Dies of Headbanging
After KORN singer JONATHAN DAVIS was forced to pull out of a performance at England's Download Festival -- the band was backed instead by guest vocalists from SLIPKNOT and AVENGED SEVENFOLD -- the frontman revealed that he has been diagnosed with the blood disorder immune thrombocytopenic purpura, which he detected when he noticed bruises all over his body. Doctors have instructed Davis not to perform for several weeks, forcing Korn to cancel their European tour. Davis stated on Korn's Web site, "If I continued to headbang onstage, I could have had a brain hemorrhage and dropped dead on the spot."

 

[General Zod]

Given that most headbangers are allergic to Korn, it only seems fair.

Zod

 

[neal]

so is their 2nd guitarist allowed to come on the stage with them yet?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

LOL, korn

 

[A_Hilter]

what a pussy, I got gassed in WWI and it didn't slow me down any.

 

[M.Lehto]

what a pussy, I got gassed in WWI and it didn't slow me down any.

Haha, you're wrong here and your background crumbles, A.H actually got some chemical-weapons to him and that's why Germany didn't use those much at WWII. Who knows the real reason, but this is one of the theories.

 

[A_Hilter]

In 1918 a German corporal by the name of Adolf Hitler was temporarily blinded by a British gas attack in Flanders. Having suffered the agonies of gas first hand, his fear of the weapon would prevent him from deploying it as a tactical weapon on the battlefields of the Second World War.

so mein freund you are only partial correct. I would avoid slurring me in the future or perhaps and accidental invasion might come to pass, lol

next you shall be saying some story of claptrap like I only have one ball or something

 

[M.Lehto]

In 1918 a German corporal by the name of Adolf Hitler was temporarily blinded by a British gas attack in Flanders. Having suffered the agonies of gas first hand, his fear of the weapon would prevent him from deploying it as a tactical weapon on the battlefields of the Second World War.

so mein freund you are only partial correct. I would avoid slurring me in the future or perhaps and accidental invasion might come to pass, lol

next you shall be saying some story of claptrap like I only have one ball or something

Fuck...

 

[lurch70]

Hitler wrote "lol"

 

[A_Hilter]

well, I am kind of how you say the architect of the LOLercaust

 

[dill_the_devil]

 

[dorian gray]

heh Flanders

 

[dorian gray]

oh yeah, that syndrome Davis has, TTP, is some serious shit.

 

[E-bortion]

Given that most headbangers are allergic to Korn, it only seems fair.

Zod

 

[Demilich]

so what would have happened if Hitler experienced racial persecution and got scared off of that?

 

[A_Hilter]

so what would have happened if Hitler experienced racial persecution and got scared off of that?

I did. I had to travel from Austria to Muenchen and the Bavarians were HATEFUL, you have no idea.

 

[MFJ]

I did. I had to travel from Austria to Muenchen and the Bavarians were HATEFUL, you have no idea.

ohhhh man... seriously LOL

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Davis stated on Korn's Web site, "If I continued to headbang onstage, I could have had a brain hemorrhage and dropped dead on the spot."
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And the problem with this is??????

 

[Nico]

You're not funny.

 

[Trylakos]

oh yeah, that syndrome Davis has, TTP, is some serious shit.

is it the condition where you lose all your white blood cells?

my friend had that one when he was a kid. pretty harsh stff