LOL Guess who's banging Jessica Simpson

[lizard]

John Mayer! Hahahaha

Oh wait

 

[JayKeeley]

Did you see her on the VMA awards? Man, that girl has soccer player legs. Huge muscle packed thighs, nothing slender about her at all. She presented the award to the Pussycat Dolls and she looked like a tranny standing next to that lot.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Fuck that slendor crap, i like soccer /basketball/ softball player girls. They have gorgeous tan legs that could crack a walnut or my nuts. Well Id bang the girls in the pussycat dolls too but Jessica first/

 

[JayKeeley]

So you like chicks like 'Monica':

lol

 

[JayKeeley]

hahah


looks a bit like dee snider

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

that pic was uncalled for

 

[JayKeeley]

meanwhile...somewhere on my planet....

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

hahahaha NOOOO!!!! youre an asshole

no not like body builders. Like girls that are just tone. THat just keep in shape you know.

 

[JayKeeley]

Keeping in shape is fine. I like atheltic / dancer type chick bodies -- that to me is slender.

But come on, with jessica simpson, we're talking about conan the barbarian in heels.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Her legs are absolutely succulent my friend. First you want to carry a handbag because your knees are buckling to the weight of an ipod and now this!??! Ali are you o.k?!? Is there something that happened on your trip that you need to tell us about!?!?

HAWT

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Id do her.

Okay maybe Im going about this all wrong, I like girls with nice legs, slendor is cool but i like girls with a little bit of muscle , they are firm and smooth and usually have a great solid butt to go with it. THe upper body i could care less about. All my work goes down below.

 

[lurch70]

it still kills me she is only 5'4" or something ... they always shoot this chick from below ...

 

[J.]

the most disturbing thing is that someone watched something on MTV.

 

[Erik]

YOUR MUM.

 

[JayKeeley]

Her legs are absolutely succulent my friend. First you want to carry a handbag because your knees are buckling to the weight of an ipod and now this!??! Ali are you o.k?!? Is there something that happened on your trip that you need to tell us about!?!?

i drank water from the tap and now i have ebola

 

[Krilons Resa]

Although I cant stand the bimbo, she is a near perfect specimen...minus all the makeup they cake on her. She is so perfect, she looks fake. Take that for what it's worth.

 

[JayKeeley]

oh look it's jessica and ashlee playing football

 

[Krilons Resa]

lmfao! Anyone got a pic of Jessica Simpson's feet?

 

[JayKeeley]

 

[Krilons Resa]

HAWT!!!11omfuckkk